hey loves here is another crackshot lol
"It all started when Venti (the femboy) was in the back of walmart selling crack to a chicken. And that chicken tured into Kaeya the end." Diluc said ."That story sucked." Kaeya said. "Oh yeah? Okay i got a better one.One day there was a little boy and he was inacent and then his tribe died.Then he became ugly,drunk and emo.THE END. DIluc said and laughed. "Why don't i give story telling a try. One day there was this ugly rat who ate glooten free blue cheese then his dad died so he became emo and his hair became tangled and his name ended up being the disapointment Diluc. The end "okay well its my turn" diluc said angrly.
"There was a little boy. That little boy had a tribe and he was such an ugly disapointment that his tribe took one look at him and died." Diluc said
"Okay well one day there was a duck that duck's father died. And instead of handling it like a good little duckie. He became a prick. Kaeya said
Diluc smashed a wine bottle on Kaeya's head. Kaeya got mad and snached Diluc's weave. Diluc got mad and snached Kaeya's weave. Soon jean,traveler,lisa,amber,and razor joined in. It turns out they where all bald people with wigs. after that kaeya jumped in a river and drowned him self so that he could haunt paimon.
so diluc got out the ouiji board and summond kaeya. "are you here?" diluc asked. the eye peace moved "Y E S" the eye said "are you kaeya?
diluc asked. one again "Y E S" the eye said "perfect" diluc said "paimon is under the big tree" Diluc said and kaeya gone out to the tree and picked her up. he then took her and drowned her in the nearest river
