Ello loves I'm here and I'm queer and I'm doing a crossover of hetalia and Genshin
impact. If you don't know what hetalia is it's a really good anime about countrys :D anyway enjoy
It was a bright sunny day. Diluc was working, Kaeya was falling off a cliff, and venti idk whatever femboys do now. And all a sudden a black hole opened up and like the dumbass Kaeya is,he grabbed diluc and went into the giant black hole.
*in the hetalia world*
"Germany Germany look there's a black hole." Italy said. "What- wait WHAT THE FUCK!?" Germany said hella confused. He was startled at the sight. "WE SURRENDER WE SURRENDER!!!" Italy said crying, waving his white flag. Diluc and Kaeya flew out of the hole in a flash Diluc landing perfectly on the ground. While on the other hand Kaeya wasn't so lucky he stumbled right into Italy.
They both rolled off a cliff all the way to Spain.
Diluc and Germany where right on their trail eventually getting to Spain. Out of breath they both sat down and eventually started a surprisingly splendid conversation. They where talking about their lives and somehow got on the topic of their "travel partners" They could complain for hour about how dumb those two are.
And ofcourse once Italy and Kaeya where done whining about the situation they started talking. Not a normal talk. Not a "how was your day?" Or a "what's your favorite movie?" It was a "let's go drink and talk about women!" And then they where off. By the time Germany or Diluc where even to look over Italy and Kaeya where already fucking drunk. Crying on the floor and snatching each others weaves. "AAAAAAAAAAH WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" Italy yelled and ran around in a circle and started to make out with a snail. On the other hand Kaeya was drinking and driving (I don't know where he got the car but he did) he hit a few kids,and chicken little.
Pt2
