Incorrect quotes book

Incorrect quotes 2

Welp we all wanted part 2 so here it is, these are honestly so cursed 😭

Mcyt NotFound: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Akholzmann'*
Ranboo: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*

Jaquelyn: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.

Jaquelyn: Why would you do that?
Jess: Because I feel guilty.
Arson: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

Midnight : Did you take out DSMPinnit as I requested?
Jess: DSMPinnit has been taken out, yes.
Midnight : You have my grat-
Jess: It was a great restaurant.
Jess: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Jess: DSMPinnit proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

Mcyt NotFound: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Jaquelyn: I think you mean cards.
Akholzmann: They did not.
Mcyt NotFound, pulling out knives: I did not.

Midnight : They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Midnight : Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Midnight : But who's to say.
DSMPinnit: I think France isn't real.
H•I•N•A•T•A: DSMPinnit, you've been to France.
DSMPinnit: And???

Midnight : Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Purple guy: Because your toast would get soggy!

H•I•N•A•T•A: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Jess: H•I•N•A•T•A, for the last time, we're at a funeral.

Purple guy: *Talking to Midnight * Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.
Jess: But this is my abode.
Purple guy: ...
Purple guy: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

Purple guy: I'm so excited!
DSMPinnit: We're gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Purple guy: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
DSMPinnit: Yeah!

DSMPinnit: We need a plan to beat them.
Akholzmann: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
DSMPinnit:
Akholzmann: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Purple guy, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

H•I•N•A•T•A: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.

Purple guy: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
(Wth?)

Purple guy: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Purple guy: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Mcyt NotFound: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Purple Guy, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Mcyt NotFound: I'm sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

Ranboo: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

H•I•N•A•T•A: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking 'are we about to kiss?'
H•I•N•A•T•A: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.