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Incorrect quotes 3

Why did I decide to make more 😭

Mcyt NotFound: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Mcyt NotFound: Are you sure this is safe?
Akholzmann : Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.
Akholzmann : Keep twisting, junior! All you're gonna get is clicks.

Mcyt NotFound: You know, Arson gives Midnight flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Jess: Okay.
*Later*
Jess: *gives Midnight flowers*
Midnight : ???
Jess: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

Ranboo: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Jess: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Ranboo: Fair point.

Jess, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

DSMPinnit: I'm going to hell.
H•I•N•A•T•A: Probably.
DSMPinnit: I'll pick you up?
H•I•N•A•T•A: *nodding* Carpool.

Jaquelyn , about Jess: Purple Guy, they're an ———! They have purposely stabbed you on more than one occasion!
Purple Guy: Some of those stabbings were accidental!
Jaquelyn :
Jess: Okay, well, I know for a fact the third time was accidental.

Purple Guy: I need to dye my hair.
Jess: ...
Purple Guy: Or get another tattoo.
Jess: ...
Purple Guy: Or a new piercing.
Jess: Why?
Purple Guy: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Midnight : Why does everyone want to kill Mcyt NotFound?
Jess: Because, goddamnit, have you seen them? Their neck looks so snappable.

Midnight : If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Arson: If I was married to you I'd drink it.

(I've heard the audio of that)

Mcyt NotFound: Stay foxy.
DSMPinnit: Die lonely.

Jess: You're just being paranoid. Again.
Purple Guy: When have I been paranoid?
Jess: Um, when you first met H•I•N•A•T•A you thought they were an undercover cop...?
Purple Guy: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Jess: And last year you were sure Ranboo was a mermaid!
Purple Guy: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Purple Guy's theory is proven wrong*
Jess: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Purple Guy: I still think Ranboo is a mermaid.

H•I•N•A•T•A: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Jaquelyn , deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

(Oh god, Jaquelyn maybe give different advice)

Akholzmann : What are you two arguing about this time?
DSMPinnit: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
H•I•N•A•T•A: Cry me a table, DSMPinnit.

H•I•N•A•T•A: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
Midnight : What the hell? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words.

Mcyt NotFound: The saying "it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to Purple Guy.

Jaquelyn : Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
Akholzmann : Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as hell.
*During the play*
Midnight : Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Jaquelyn : W-what're donuts?

Akholzmann : Come on, Jess! How many times do I have to apologize?
Jess: Once!
Akholzmann : ...No.

Midnight : If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Akholzmann : ...We're on the ground floor.
Midnight : I know but I want a dramatic exit.