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*DSMPinnit drunkenly wanders around the house and Akholzmann is drunkenly giggling*
Midnight , completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Jacquelyn .
Jacquelyn , going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

McytNotFound: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Jess: McytNotFound, it's four o'clock in the morning.
McytNotFound: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

McytNotFound: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Arson: Mmm, we aren't really that close.
McytNotFound: Oh, good.

Akholzmann : What did you two do?
Midnight :
Arson:
Akholzmann : You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Rambee: Don't worry, I have a permit.
McytNotFound: ...This just says "I can do what I want".

Akholzmann : Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Akholzmann , to Midnight : Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Jess, to Jacquelyn : Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Arson: There are two types of people.

Arson: Do you cook?
Midnight : I made a cake once.
Rambee: Yeah, it was good.
Midnight : Really?
Rambee: Don't make me lie twice, Midnight .

Purple Guy: Christmas is cancelled.
Arson: You can't cancel a holiday.
Purple Guy: Keep it up, Arson, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Arson: What does that mean?
Purple Guy: Midnight , take New Year's away from Arson.

Jacquelyn : Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Rambee: Why is McytNotFound's a monster?
McytNotFound: Jacquelyn , you forgot Rambee's! Its only an empty space!
Jacquelyn , proudly: Exactly

Akholzmann : I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Purple Guy: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Akholzmann : And I reserve that right! After all....
Akholzmann : I bet you wouldn't like the average movie made in 1879!
Purple Guy: There were no movies made in 1879.
Akholzmann : *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Jess: Oooh! Let's go ask DSMPinnit if they saw it in theatres!

Akholzmann : I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Rambee: I forgot I was doing a test.
Akholzmann : Rambee.
Rambee: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
DSMPinnit : Rambee.

Purple Guy: You know what's funny about DSMPinnit ? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.

DSMPinnit : I'm not creepy.
DSMPinnit : I'm petty.
DSMPinnit : There's a difference, ya' know.

Purple Guy: Jess, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Jess: Akholzmann , Purple Guy wants you to get out of the house.

Akholzmann : Midnight , can I ask you a question?
Midnight : Sure, anything.
Akholzmann : Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Rambee: I intend to stay annoyed at you forever.
Rambee: Even if I seem helpful.
Midnight : Then you're in luck.
Midnight : Because you don't.

Akholzmann : Where are your parents?
Jacquelyn : What are parents?
Akholzmann : That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Arson: Akholzmann , we tried things your way.
Akholzmann : No, we didn't.
Arson: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 24, 2022 ⏰

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