February 24, 2015
10:53 pm
@carcass: wow, you sure are busy.
@carcass: listen, won't you tell me who you are? its been bugging me.
11:00 pm
@squirrel_king: I wish I could, honestly.
11:05 pm
@carcass: uuugh. how can you tell someone you love them, but withhold your identity?
@carcass: not very kingly of you, that's for sure.
@squirrel_king: Ah, how sincere my regret is that I cannot allow you privy to the knowledge of my identity.
11:07 pm
@squirrel_king: I assure you I am so much kingly, though. ;)
@carcass: haha oh, shut up!!
11:10 pm
@carcass: maybe I can guess who you are..? :-0
@squirrel_king: If you wish... Though, I doubt you'll be able to.
@carcass: oh ye of little faith.
February 25, 2015
12:02 am
@carcass: well, you say you've seen me in class, right? so are you a student?
@squirrel_king: Fortunately, no. Not anymore.
@carcass: :-0!!! looks like we have a regular old creepy stalker in our midst!!!
@carcass: as compared to like... a student stalker ykno lol
@squirrel_king: No, no, no! I'm not a stalker, I promise. (*'_ゝ｀)
12:11 am
@carcass: are you a faculty member? janitor? wah! I'm scared! stranger danger!
@squirrel_king: No, please don't be scared.
12:13 am
@carcass: how do you know me;;
@squirrel_king: I doubt you'll be happy with the answer...
@squirrel_king: Yes, I am a faculty member. But I am not some creepy old guy!!
12:17 am
@carcass: that second part doesn't inspire much confidence in me that you're actually not some creepy old teacher
12:20 am
@carcass: I need to sleep on this new information that one of my creepy old teachers is after my innocence
@squirrel_king: Carey. Omg no.
@carcass: good night, "Professor"?!?
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in the distance, a very tired, very anxious professor-plier slams his face into his keyboard
this stupid fic lmao lmao you have a stalker?? joke around with them ! totally safe lol. please don't take this all seriously I know it's dumb lololol
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Instant Message * AU
FanfictionMarkiplier AU of sorts. * Carey Brocae has just started her third semester of college. Her life had always been so normal it was on the verge of becoming tedious until one night, she receives an anonymous message from an unknown sender in which they...
