𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

if nr was your mum

NATASHA ROMANOFF:
MARVEL

WARNINGS!!
a swear word or two

if natasha romanoff was your mum:

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• overprotective!
- she has enemies and doesn't want someone to take you or use you as leverage
- she's scared of dreykov finding you

• quite strict but not unreasonable
- she understands that you need a bit of freedom, as she didn't have much she wants to give you as much as possible all while still being safe

• she definitely likes to brag about you being her kid

• everyone loves you and treats you like their own

• being just as stubborn as nat
- "you definitely get that from your mom" - clint
- "that attitude is your mother's" - tony

• she'll plait your hair before you go to bed or before her mission if she's leaving before you head to bed

• pinkie promises before each and every one of her missions
- a promise to return

• you and yelena getting on like a house on fire
- constant pranks on everyone else
- inside jokes
- laughing until you can't breathe
- them cooking you macncheese whenever it's their turn to cook because that's all she can really do

• trying to get maria to build up the courage to ask your mum out
- getting them both in a room together and then finding an excuse to leave
- "oh, i just remember mr bates set some math homework" you'd make up and run to your room before nat could say anything

• training with the team because your mum wants you to be as prepared as possible

• tony being a definite father figure
- "hey, kiddo, look at this" he'd shout as you walk past the lab
- hair ruffles
- teach you how to upgrade and adapt his suits
- once, or twice, getting you dosed up on a ton of caffeine causing you to practically jump off the walls shaking (nat was not best pleased)

• getting pretty much whatever you wanted because people just love you too much
- every though you have the privilege you don't really ask for much

• she loves it when your clingy
- she'll never pass up on carrying you places or just simply holding you

• would never miss a school performance or sports game

• her number one rule is that you come before work
- fury makes adjustments to her work schedule because he understands nat's priorities (and he definitely has a soft spot for you, he considers you a granddaughter)

• you both have matching bear onesies
- she has mumma bear whilst you have baby bear

• she'll call you
- bubba
- tsvetok (flower)
- malysh/baby
- shitbag

• lazy days
- movies, junk food, cuddles
- laughing 'til you nearly piss yourself
- pajamas all day long
- both jumping her bed, singing to the songs in your playlist

• using your mum's widow bite on tony because he was being an arsehole

• visiting melina and alexia as often as possible

• melina teaching you
- russian, you know how to keep a basic conversation in the language going
- she teaches you science, how she controls the pigs

• alexei trying to give you a sneaky shot of vodka
- "she's a child!!" your mum will argue, "start her up early" he'll retort

• yelena trying get your first word to be cyka (bitch)

• when your mum has nightmares you'll snuggle as close as you can to her just so she knows you're there
- and when you have them she'll place your head on her chest so you can listen to her heartbeat to fall asleep

• her being supportive no matter your gender or sexuality

• panic/anxiety attacks
- she'll ask whether you want space or for her help
- if you want her help she will sit down and breathe with you for as long as it takes
- "hey, bubba, look at me... eyes on me"
- "you've got this, now breathe"
- blowing on your face "can you copy mama? can you do that for me, baby?"

• she kisses all of your cuts and scrapes so you do the same for her when she comes home from missions with cuts, etc

• borrowing/stealing your mum's jackets constantly

• she loves taking you on late night drives be it either in the car or on her motorbike
- you both have this spot next a tree where you'll sit in a comfortable silence watching stars

• boundaries are hard for nat to keep to
- she wants to know everything so she can prepare for every possible scenario
- she tries her best though

• making every holiday, birthday or just celebration special
- she wants you to have what she didn't

• in school
- some people don't believe the black widow is your mum
- some are scared of you because of who your mother is
- some like to take the piss out of you because "you're nothing like your mum"
- trying to hide the fact you get bullied at school but peter snitched and nearly the whole team lost their shit, you don't get bullied much anymore

• nat doesn't care what your grades are as long as you're trying your best
- she also understands that living with superheros can add a bit of stress to someone life

• wanda teaching you how to cook
- because if your mum were to do so it'd just be pouring hot water into a pot noodle or something

• taking weekend breaks together
- wanda let's the two of you use her cabin
- sometimes maria tags along

• knowing to not ask about budapest
- or as your mum likes to say budaphest

• getting you mum to adopt the black cat that keeps wondering into the compound
- calling them liho
- nat pretending she doesn't like the cat at first but secretly loves having them on her lap just snuggling

• definitely being more aware of your surroundings
- you're taught to be self aware and vigilant

• nat tracing the bridge of your nose and jaw as a form of comfort for herself

• you find comfort in playing with her hair

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and you guessed
NOT PROOFREAD!!

three thousand reads, that's crazy!! thank y'all sm <3

soppy speech warning!!

i'm genuinely so grateful for all of yours' support on the both of my books!! my grammar and spelling are never really the best - i add unnecessary commas in everywhere - but you guys seem to not mind and yh, thank you!!

i think my other book is at around twenty thousand reads and blimey!! i only started writing all my imaginary scenarios for self comfort but i do hope that you all find a little bit of comfort in them too!

so basically... thank you, i larb you <3