Gather round, for it is almost geminis birthday! The party starts now! Livy Wivy starts her day on the wrong foot, or dare I say "the wrong flipper!" Follow the gemini on her fun filled day full of adventures, easy cheese, penguins, and the sturniol...
Screeeeech! I look up to see a Toyota minivan swerving at about 90 mph down yonder past Christopher's Playzone. All parts of me start to gurgle in anticipation.
I look down at my itty bitty feet from my smol height of 5'2 with some attitude. I can't help but point my toes together with my ankles spouting in every which way, touching the tips of my pointer fingers together. Not the first time I touch tips together. I cannot help but be shy. As I peer up from my flippers, I find Christopher himself in the front row passenger seat. His eyes sparkle like the night sky. I press my nose against the car window, pasting my slimy palms on the window. It's hard not to notice the Gemini constellation sparkling in his periwinkle orbs.
"Uwu!!!!", I splurt out loud.
I am so ashamed! A wave of embarrassment shoots through my body, and I catch myself pointing my fingers and toes together once more. You fool. No wonder Mommy doesn't love me. You should've let CPS take you last Tuesday. My automatic response is to shoot my hand to cover my mouth, but instead a blue flipper slugs me in the face. Not only do I have flippers on my feet, but now they are replacing my brachiums. My arms, if you wish to be technical. My petite, submissive figure collapses besides the van, squawking between sobs. HAHAHAH out of the corner of my ear, I hear Laura Filipowitz cackle. I look up, eyes watering, to see a special edition Yung Pleit Glo Girl doll being flung upon me. I had learned on Friday's recent video that Laura takes a supply of these Yung Pleit dolls into the bathroom with her late at night and sings twinkle twinkle little star to it. I wiggle in despair, pity, and shame.
There, there, Little Fellow. If it isn't Nicolas Sturniolo. I feel a pat on my shoulder, and turn to see peanut butter filled nails caressing me. I turn to completely face him, and he greets me with his uniquely gapped teeth shining bright like a star, with his nubby thumb jutting out at me like the 3D effects I saw in my favorite film, Boss Baby 2, in theaters last weekend.
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No need to fear! He peers at me with such loving, loving eyes.
Damn shawty you look goofy asf🤣🤣Matthew says as he hops out of the van.
It's okay. Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days. Suddenly, Christopher levitates into the air, as he begins to belt out 'Nobody's Perfect' in a monstrous, deep tone.
On god, baby girl.
As he begins to T-pose in mid air, Christopher's limbs snap back one by one. Snap, crackle, and pop! His arms jolt backwards, and it almost looked as if he was preparing for takeoff. His eyes splurge back into their sockets, and a sound that reminds you of the slime ASMR video compilation you watched last night emerges from his eye sockets. Oh no!! Vecna!!!
Quick! My phone! I viciously waddle to the van-like theres no tomorrow. Hey Siri, play The Party Starts Now on Apple Music.
Sorry, I didn't get that. Rrggggghh. I'm getting angry! I think to myself as I stomp about
Fuck you, you putrid whore!
I knew what i had to do "Make way!" I waddle in reverse as I stretch my neck and crack my flippers. Now this is what you call preparing for take off.
I snap, and then *POOF* The Sturniolo Penguins™ appear at my command!
"Clear the area!", Nick announces
"Okay ladies, now let's get in formation!" Beyonce chants from above. Where did that come from?
I hear the shuffling of flippers as the Penguins get into position. A sudden jolt of adrenaline rushes through me. In the distance, I see Vecna preparing to squelch Christopher like a flea. "And 5, 6, 7, 8!"
The party starts now.
As I start to perform, I spy Chris beginning to wiggle through Vecna's grip. The wiggle of hope. The short king's arms break free and I see him fighting the curse like he was Logan Paul trying to KO KSI. At last, he drops to the ground.
I did it! I saved Christopher!
"How will I ever repay you?" Laura stops mid sentence, and reaches into the back seat. She whips out a new GloGirl doll, the Gemini Liv edition.
Looking at the petite model, I chuckle with glee. My very own GloGirl doll?? How could this day possibly get any better?
I hear the voice of Matt, "Liv, in order to repay you for saving our beloved brother, Nick and I want to give you free tickets to our meet and greet tomorrow! We'll pick you up at 5 in our dark grey, 2022 Toyota Sienna, brought to you by our sponsor, Toyota."
