Are You Dumb?

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"More powerful than a local motor!" Freddy said.
"Local moter what are you, an old prosecutor?" Billy asked.
"They can jump buildings in a single bound" Freddy replied.
"Let's do it!" Cassie said.

"Oh, this one" Billy said, while pointing to a building.
"Single bound" Freddy said while the camera was rolling. Billy jump very high but not high enough, smashing into the window.
"Maybe we should have picked a smaller building" Cassie said.
"yeah" Freddy agreed.
"He'll be down in a bit." she said. I didn't take long for him to make his way down. "Dude, let's go before the security come!" Billy said.

"Your phone's charged!" Billy said the random people as he charged their phones. "You should have a catch phrase" Freddy said. 
"Yeah I've been thinking about that, like, thats why you don't mess with electricity."
"Well catch phrases are not obviously you thing" Freddy said.
"Your phones charged" Billy said as he broke someone's phone.
"What's your plan, Billy?" she asked while fast walking.
"My plan is to run" He responded. "That's a shit plan" she said.
They turned a corner and lost him.
"Yeah great plan, I love the part where Freddy almost got beat up!" Cassie said sarcastically.

"I'm thirsty" Cassie said.
"I have an idea, follow me!" Freddy said. After awhile he stopped, "Ok Billy, work your magic!" He said as he pointed to the coke machine. After Billy did his little Zeus thing, all of the cans came out! Cassie only had a one while the boys chugged them all. Boys are such savages she thought. "Oh-uo" Billy said as he rushed into the bathroom.

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"Let there be light" Billy said as he electrocuted the ATM machine.
"Woww dude it worked" Cassie said as money came flying out of it. "Go, go, go!" Billy said as he pushed us. "Come on, you guys want to play some video games" Freddy said. "Sure", They both said.

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"No, no, no, dude your cheating!" Cassie said as Billy smoked them in the game. "Come on, dude, not fair" Freddy said.

"Guys, we should totally, invest in a Lair." Billy said. "Yeah there's a estate business right next to us." Freddy said.

As they went down 'invest' this is not going to work she thought.

"Ok, well what can we help you with Mr?" a lady asked.
"Maximum voltage." Billy replied. Cassie was doing her best to hid her smile.
"You can call me, Max."
"Ok well let's just start with how many rooms you want" she said.
"7" Freddy said. "1,what am i running a foster home now? " Billy said. Freddy looked down at defeat. " Ok, get out" the woman said.

"Well, that went well!" Cassie said.
"Ok, we should probably go home now" Freddy said.
"Agreed" Billy said.
"So, this is where I say my good bye,I had fun guys." Cassie said as she left.  "Goodbye, Cas" Freddy said as he waved, then realized that he was waving to long and put his hand, on his head in embarrassment.

"What?" Freddy said, while Billy gave him a look. "Goodbye,Cas. Dude, your totally falling for her." Billy said.
"Whatever, I don't even know if she feels the same way." Freddy said.
"Oh, trust me we had the same conversation, and she said the exact same thing as you." Billy said.
"Wait, really!" Freddy said.
"Yeah, dude she likes you!" Billy said.
"Ok, well what do I do about it?" Freddy asked as they walked.
"Well there's this thing, I wanted to tell you..." Freddy said.
"What?"
"We almost kissed."
"WHAT AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!" Billy screamed.
"Well you we're the one who interrupted us!"
"Noooo, I'm so sorry dude!" Billy said. "It's fine, I'm sure there will be other chances, right" Freddy said.
"Yeah, you feel the same so your going to have too eventually".

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I didn't include the part where Billy goes into the men's club, I was feeling lazy today. You can imagine that part if you want though.

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