Dream's Automobile Adventure

Chapter 1 - Steaming Hot Crisis

Dream was driving his beloved EggshellMobile while listening to his favorite song never gonna give you up on the radio. He was on his way home in a lonely straight road in some random field because he lives out in the middle of nowhere like a caveman.

What he didn't see was the bubbling lava pool in the middle of the road.

The EggshellMobile was really crusty. The tires were literally crumbling apart, the whole car was rusty and juice stained, and the engine made a horrid sound that only dream could tolerate.

While distracted by the song on the radio, dream suddenly crashed through the lava puddle, completely vaporizing the EggshellMobile wheels and the splash burning a hole through the front window.

Dream got out of the car in disbelief. Did his forever beloved EggshellMobile just get ruined?

"N-..no.. this.. this can't be happening.. I have to be dreaming right?" Dream said.

Once he smelled the fresh smoke coming off the EggshellMobile, he knew it was real.

Dream fell onto his knees and started crying.

"NOOOO!! Not the EggshellMobile!! How could I have let this happen?!" He shouted.

After mourning his beloved, he had to drag it back home manually. Luckily he was able to buy a limousine on the way back so he could drive that.

However, he spent every last dollar he had on this brand new limo. He was now officially broke.

He stuck the EggshellMobile in the back seat, still crying as he drove home.

He was going to escape his newfound poverty. Nothing would stop him. However, something he was more determined to do was to resurrect the almighty EggshellMobile with the help of the dampened fatherless 30 millionths of braincells known as his subscribers.

He decided to name his new limousine beefcakes.

Dream eventually got into his garage and parked beefcakes. He brought the EggshellMobile out from the back seat and started streaming on his phone, genuinely crying again just talking about the incident.

Meanwhile - ???'s pov

I sat behind some crusty old stuff stored in dream's garage and watched as he streamed something next to a limousine. I overheard him explain that something bad happened to the EggshellMobile and he bought a limo named beefcakes.

Idc about beefcakes honestly. I just came up with a great prank idea.

I ran off to go tell the others but I bumped my head on an oxygen molecule and my headband flew off. I didn't have time to get it back without dream seeing me though. Hopefully he doesn't find the evidence.

Nobody's pov

"Huh? What was that?" Dream asked. He went over behind the old magical unicorn lego sets with spiderwebs on the boxes to investigate the sussy amogus noise, but all he found was a white headband.

"I know who this belongs to.. oh well I'll give it back after this stream."

Little did dream know what cruel jokes the smp had in store for him.

On the other hand, little did the smp know what they were about to get themselves into...