In the shadowy depths of the Sussy Green Trenchcoat Squad headquarters, a statue of a certain minecraft youtuber stood tall above the criminals getting the EggshellMobile ready for cargo transport.
"Hahaha..! Looks like we hit the jackpot with this one! This is sure to give him some great content!" The presumed squad leader, the person who translated technoblade, said.
"I know, right? Now we just need to wait for the cargo plane to arrive before it gets stolen back from us. I've heard some wild dream stans have gone crazy looking for this thing." Another sussy trenchcoat squad member said.
"Haha, do you really think they'd find us hidden all the way back here? We'd be disgraces to our Savior if we were dumb enough not to hide well!" The leader said.
"True.." the other person said.
"Anyways.. Now all we have to do is wait. The squad leader said.
Meanwhile
The cat who was stuck in the animal shelter, Beluga, got a hold of one of the humans' phones and contacted his friends on discord.
He slid into hecker's dms.
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Beluga:
HECKER
HELP
hecker:
now what
Beluga:
Im stuck at the animal shelter
I need you to heck me an escape pod or something
hecker:
just walk out the door lol
Beluga:
I can't, the handle is too high for me to open
hecker:
Lemme check what cars are in the area for me to heck..
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Hecker found a top secret government database of all the notable cars in the country. However, since it was hidden from the public, he had to use hecks to get inside.
Once he broke in, he found the perfect car to give Beluga as an escape mobile.
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hecker:
Alright i found some eggshell mobile thing that seems to be something you'd like
Beluga:
eggshell mobile?
that doesn't even sound like it'll run
hecker:
Well i guess there's only one way to find out.
$sudo heck eggshellmobile>beluga
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The EggshellMobile suddenly spawned out of thin air right in front of Beluga.
He leaped inside as the humans and other cats at the shelter stared at it in shock.
But when he tried starting the engine, it barely moved.
It just made a stupid weird screeching noise and, at the speed of a snail, slowly headed towards the exit.
"Come on, hurry up!" beluga said, banging his paws on the car.
Suddenly it took off, abruptly going 100mph.
It crashed straight through the exit, leaving Beluga barely able to hang on.
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Dream's Automobile Adventure
FanfictionAfter Dream crashes his beloved EggshellMobile in lava, his SMP members try pulling a seemingly harmless prank on him, however the plans of a suspicious green trenchcoat squad interferes. But Dream refuses to sit still - he buys a new limousine and...