On a sunny day Shrek woke up. "Another day another slay" he said to himself. Good morning cupcakke! (That was the name of his donkey) Can you sing a song for me? donkey: *sings cpr cutely* aw good job here you have an eggplant, hope you enjoy xx! Cupcakke eats* Shrek sighs* What am I gonna do today? He thinks by himself. Well I need to take Cupcakke out for a walk. I hope we don't see Nicki Minaj outside. She has been really rude to me lately. Are you done with eating Cupcakke? *cupcakke moans* Great! He puts on a panther print collar on her/him* Well lets go. They walk outside for some minutes. "Feeling well cupcakke? cupcakke nods no* Aw tell me, what's wrong? cupcakke: "I'm- I'm - GAY" REALLY? YOUR GAY?.. cupcakke: "ik Im sorry" no no, don't be sorry for that! I support you no matter what. Anyways I'm shreksexual! Cupcakke: "I will support you to"
Shrek: " if we're both going gay, we'll be going gay together right?" "Gay together🤞" Suddenly a man walks by* OMG- LOOK AT THAT HOTTIE BABA BOII, says cupcakke. The man looks weird at cupcakke. Im sorry sir, he can be very gay- I MEAN weird sometimes! The man walks past them. *Shrek and cupcakke come back home* Well that was an adventure" it sure was, says cupcakke. You look upset what's wrong? Cupcakke: b-BOOTYHOLD. I need someone says Shrek. Someone special. Cupcakke: For what? Shrek: just someone for a nice bed adventure. Cupcakke: "Well I'm good in bed" Shrek: really? Yes I really am wanna try? Shrek closes the door and pushes cupcakke on the bed*
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Shrek found his fiona
Teen FictionAfter a long time, shrek felt lonely. He only had one donkey as his friend. He wants someone to live with. A lover. He have been struggling for long. Most people dindt respect him for who he was. He was green and had a big nose and big ears. Who wan...
