(Enjoy that picture)
Thankfully, Daniel didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. But I'm more then sure he noticed me. Not that I care.
"What are we gonna do ladies?" I asked, flirtatiously, getting in my car. That's the thing with us, if you didn't know us, you would think we were in a 3 person relationship.
"Have you ever heard of omegle?" Jordan asked, excitedly. Me and Sarah nod our heads no, so then Jordan explains what it is.
The car ride home was basically Jordan telling us her experiences, and us singing one direction on the top of our lungs.
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Once were home, i immediately go to the snack section of my home, Sarah belly flops on the couch, and Jordan gets my computer.
Jordan comes down with my computer and starts to say "Okay, I got the cu-" "OH MY GOSH WE HAVE JUMBO MARSH MELLOWS" I scream, causing Sarah to groan.
Marsh mellows happen to be my favorite thing... Ever. When I was little, I used to watch a lot of cartoon movies. And most of the movies had little scenes where they would jump into a pile of marsh mellows. You know those kind?
Since then, I fell in love with the soft, squishy, white edible food.
I open the bag roughly, causing a few marsh mellows to fall on the floor. I groan at the thought of me having the bend down to get them.
Once the hard little task was finished, I sat down on my kitchen table, Sarah and Jordan doing the same.
"Alllrrrriiigggghhhttt" Jordan sings. "Here are things you should know" she starts. I roll my eyes and giggle at her trying to sound professional.
"When it's a black screen, we skip. You might see a dick or 2... Or 10. So of course we skip that too. What I do is just stay on if he looks nice or hot in general"
Me and Sarah nod our heads, processing what she just said. I continue eating marsh mellows as Jordan logs into my computer.
"HOO DUE OO NOE MY PACWARD UOWNDJJQSH" I shout, my mouth filled with marsh mellows.
Jordan laughs, white Sarah looks pretty much done with my shit. "Come again" Jordan says. I swallow (HAHAHAJDJWKDH) and speak again.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY PASSWORD YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I yell, jumping on the table and taking my computer from her, even though she's right next to me.
If you haven't noticed, I'm a very energetic person.
She rolls her eyes and shrugs while Sarah almost falls off the chair due to her sleepiness. (Is that even a word).
I put the website in and give the computer back to Jordan. "Get in the camera" she persuades.
She enables the video and sound and it finally begins.
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It's probably been 20 minutes and all we saw are boobs, penises, and black screens. "I give up" Sarah groans. By now I'm laying across the table, Sarah is sitting on the floor and Jordan is sitting in the chair.
"There's 33,000 people online right now. This is ridiculous" Jordan sighs.
She continues clicking and all of a sudden she gasps. I sit up and so does Sarah. She makes a movement with her hand, telling us to come in the camera.
I look at the computer and see 4 boys, none of them showing their face.
"Hi" Jordan says, waving. I only smile and Sarah makes a duck face.
