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Three fools

Killer plays a prank on the three, gets jealous, makes a ship drawing
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First thing he does is walk closer to the three and watch what exactly they are up to. They are just chilling on a picnic. Swap is eating a sandwich, Dream making something out of flowers and ink is.. doing whatever the fook ink does, there is no other way that he could describe it in. The dumbbutt is just staring at a paper as if it had shown him the middle finger.

Killer makes sure to stay away from Dream in case he can do something like Nightmare did, he debouts that he can do that but better to be safe than sorry. He turns into mist and wraps himself around Ink, quickly possessing the skeleton. There is no fighting back from the artist, it's just as if the soul didn't fight at all- Oh. Killer stops himself from grinning in ink body and instead turns Inks head to Dream.

"Dream I have to tell you something really important.." he cringes at the artist's voice, even the sound of it, it's just disgusting to his non-existent ears. Dream turns to him, stopping in his tracks and puts the flowers down "What is it Ink?" Swap continues to eat the sandwich quietly but listens.

"I liked you for a very long time, your smile, the way you move and your beautiful voice charmed me, I liked you ever since the very first day we met." For once Killer is thankful that he had seen so many cliche romance films. Swap quietly puts the sandwitch down and scoots away from the two. "Ink I.." Dream blushes quietly and looks down, he opens his mouth to speak but Killer quickly speaks before he can.

"So I was wondering.. is your brother single?"

"What." Suddenly the comfortable atmosphere is shattered and Dream looks at him in shock. Swap chokes on air and the sandwich ends up on the floor.

Killer grins quietly. "He is just like you expect for those fat juicy tentacles and that pretty perfect chest with those huge melons unlike your flat as a board ribcage and that ass-" Killer quickly dodges an arrow shot directly at his head and yelps as Dream picks up Swaps hammer. He quickly leaves Ink's body and watches as the confused skeleton runs away from the guardian.

He possesses Swap instead next and as the two aren't looking, he decides to leave a little surprise for Ink later. He takes Inks notebook and draws the ship drawing. Which are just two stickmans kissing, the only thing showing that it's ink and Nightmare are the tentacles and the paintbrush that looks like a line with few different lines coming out of it at the top.

It's not like something like that would happen here right? Nightmare knows that ink is just a soulless idiot he surely wouldn't leave them all for such a fool. Killer shakes his head, the more he thinks about stuff like that the more he feels like those jealous heros in fanfiction that try to give their lovers extra attention the moment they see that someone else wants them too.

He scribbles Nightmare out and draws Jerry in his place instead, once done he closes the notebook and leaves the body quickly, taking some magic for himself in case he might need it and opens a portal to Reapertale before going through