"Well this fuckin sucks"
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At the door was just some of Valentino's goons, they had come to take Jacks stuff because she was 'moving in with Val' when you started to protest they just pulled out a gun and told you to move.
And you didn't really feel like dying... Again.
So now you're looking for a new roommate, or a new place to live. It's not that you didn't care about Jack. In fact you were incredibly worried for her, there was some unsettling feeling that she was not just 'moving in' especially not with her not even saying a word. Regardless you weren't going to be able to help her at all if you don't have a place to live, and Jack and you split rent. You definitely didn't get paid enough to pay for the both of you.
Time skip brought to you by pink heart glasses
"Damnit!" You yelled kicking a can, you had looked at 15 different apartments and met 20 potential roommates. None of them were even remotely normal. All of them had red flags pop up in the first 5 minutes of meeting them. Wether it was cult initiator tendencies or making a comment about your body every two seconds, you were not gonna put up with that. But it started to look like you had no choice. That was until you saw a colorful homemade flyer. Upon further inspection you notice it says, 'Happy Hotel! The path to redemption! *Free housing" If you were honest you were pretty sure this was gonna be some self-righteous group that believes in perfectionism, but seeing as you needed somewhere to stay you figured you'd check it out.
'knock knock' you tapped politely on the front door, looking up at the tall building. At first you were confused as the sign said 'Hazbin' not 'Happy' but you looked around some more and this is the only place it could be.
There was no noise, you nervously messed with your tail that was now that of an imp. Finally you heard loud heels stomping toward the door. "Yeah, Yeah I know." A sassy voice said before opening the door. Looking down at you was none other than the famous pornstar Angel Dust. Jack told you she met him once, said he was a real dick but you just responded with 'it comes with the territory' you and her both new that it wasn't an easy job. Come to think of it you were pretty sure Angel Dust is pimped out by Valentino, maybe you could ask him for information. "Hey? You need something?" He said causing you to look up at him. "Umm yeah, I was looking for the 'happy hotel'." You say awkwardly. "Wait you actually want to live here?" Without missing a beat you respond, "I'm gonna get evicted." "Oh, come on in." He steps over letting you inside.
Hey! I tried to make it longer this time but writers block is smacking me in the face. Regardless lmk what y'all think!
