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Breakfast Tamasha ❤

"New Day! New House! New relations! Kitna mazza ayega. Aaj ke din ki shot hoti, toh jab main has rahi hoti, uska slow motion scene kitna cool lagta, ekdum Kareena Kapoor lag rahi hoti main.", Monami said while combing her hair. "Bro, left profile perfect lagti. and peeche ka scene blurred.", Sid, who was on a video call with Monu, added to which Monami made a face. "Nah bro, right angle suits me better and not to mention, udte huye baal.", Monami said while Sid made a 'perfection wala' hand gesture while Monami blinked her eyes dreamily and twirled around. 

"Gazab namoone hain, inse behtar toh academy wale chooze hain.", Karan muttered to himself who was standing outside Monami's room on the orders of Arjun. Arjun had strictly ordered Karan to show Monami around the house and get her to the breakfast table by 9 a.m. "Iss Rani Sahiba ko toh uthane main hi adha ghanta lag gaya, ab ek ghanta iski bakwas aur jhelni padegi poora ghar, garden aur aas paas ki dukane dikhane main. Madam toh pictures bhi kheechengi, jaise ki kisi vacation par aayi ho. Aur uske baad, woh halwai ki dukaan par halwa order karke social media par post karengi, #pudding. Ajeeb hi hai yeh yaar. Pata nahi Sakshi bhabhi ne isse kaise jhela, aur ispar Sakshi bhabhi ki sangat ka assar kaise nahi pada?", Karan muttered while waiting impatiently outside the room.  

"Madam, agar aapka ho gaya ho toh main pilot ko bol doon apke luxury plane ko woh start karde? Aap aney hi wali hain. Aur aapke PA ko inform bhi kar deta hoon ki woh photographer ko bhi ready rakhe. And makeup artist aur hair stylist ko bhi saath main le aye.", Karan forced a smile gritting his teeth while annoyance clearly dripped from his tone.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Ghar ke tour ke liye plane! Wow. Mere paas toh gadhe ki expectations thi.", Monami replied back sarcastically while Sid bit his lips trying to stop his laugh. "Have a good journey bro. Meri Monu bro ka khayal rakhna Karan bro!", Sid said and cut the call without waiting for the reply. "I am not your bro.", Karan shot back. "Phone cut gaya.", Monami said while Karan huffed irritated. 

"Chalein ab?", Karan said while Monami flipped her hair and walked off brushing her hair against Karan's face. Karan fisted his hands and walked behind while rolling his eyes. "Iss ladki se toh bhagwan hi bachaye mujhe!", Karan said gritting his teeth. "Pehle mujhe library dekhni hai.", Monami announced. "Excuse me? School hai kya? Humare mansion main koi library nahi hain.", Karan said while Monami made a face. "Accha toh theatre area dikha do pehle.", Monami said making Karan want to push her down the railing. "Rani Sahiba, aap mehel main nahi hain. Iss ghar main gym, kitchen, ten rooms, garden, dining area, store room, meeting room, pooja ka kamra, laundry room aur study room hi hai.", Karan said. 

"Oh accha, toh phir store room pehle dikha do.", Monami said while Karan made a strange face. "Store room main bhi acchi pictures aati hain?", he asked. "Oof duffer, pata nahi bhagwan tum jaise logon ko banate wakt dimaag add karna kyun miss kar dete hain. Main store room main movie CDs and books dekhna chahti hoon, abhi chalo. Pictures garden main best ayengi, toh woh store room ke baad.", Monami said while Karan took a deep breath to control himself. 

"Rani Sahiba, main aapka travel guide nahi hoon, tum bhatak na jao, isliye ghar dikha raha hoon, chup chap mere peeche peeche chalo, baad main khud dekh lena.", Karan declared and started to walk while Monami muttered, "Khadoos Shergill." 

Soon Karan finished with the mansion and started to take Monami to the shops outside. "Bhaiya, aap yeh bouquet lelo, madam ko bohot pasand aa jayega, mere pariwar ko bhi kuch khane ke liye mil jayega, lelo na.", a young and poor boy came to Karan convincing him to buy a bouquet while pointing to Monami who was at a distance, in front of the halwai shop, posting her insta story with #Pudding as the caption. 

Karan hesitated and thought to correct the boy but then Karan being Karan bought the bouquet from the boy and paid extra, the boy rejected but Karan replied, "Madam ko accha lagega na, toh unki smile ka thank you hai yeh, lelo." the boy smiled and took the money and left towards his family.  

Monami came back and frowned seeing Karan with a bouquet of roses. "Khadoos Shergill, kisko pata rahe ho? Kiske liye hai yeh?", Karan replied absent mindedly, "Tumhare liye." Monami's phone fell from her hand. "WHAT?", she yelled and then smiled, and then squealed, and then snatched the bouquet from Karan's hand and twirled. 

Karan sighed and picked up the phone that fell from Monami's hand. "Phone ki condition toh theek hi lag rahi hai.", Karan said while inspecting the screen and camera. Monami took the phone and then pulled Karan's cheek, "Tum itne sweet aur cute ho sakte ho, pata nahi tha, thank youu! Tum par Arjun jiju ka asar padh raha hai, good going. Koi jald hi pat jayegi.", Monami said while happily walking back to the mansion while clicking pictures of the bouquet and thinking of a caption to post on insta. 

"Bhagwan ji, iski formation main aapne dimaag aur patience hata diya hai. Iss apne paas lelo aur add karke bhej do. Pata nahi MBBS kaise karli isne!", Karan sighed while touching the area of the cheek Monami pulled. 

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"Aha! Breakfast time! Kya banaya hai Ramu kaka apne?", Monami asked excitedly while sitting on the dining table. "Oye, Ramu kaka ne nahi maine banaya hai. Aaj meri pehli rasoi hai na.", Sakshi said clasping her hands happily. 

"Oho, tumhein khana banana ata hai na? Pata chale hum meethe paranthe aur mirchi dahi kha rahe ho.", Arjun teased while Sakshi shot death glares to him. "Ab agar saamne khane ke utensils rakhe huye hai toh maine khana banaya hoga na, aur khana akele banaya hai toh banana ata hi hoga. Haina?", Sakshi smiled forcefully. 

"Aisa zaroori nahi hai, maa ke poot serial main nayika ne nayak se shaadi karne ke baad apni pehli rasoi main bahar se khana mangakar usse aise hi utensils mein palat diya tha.", Ramu kaka said making Karan facepalm. "Academy main Maa ke Poot ki bakwas kam sunta hoon joh yahan bhi jheloon?", Kara muttered to himself while Monami giggled. "Tumhein badi hassi aa rahi hai?", Karan said annoyed while Monami nodded giggling, "Tum bhun-bhunate cute lagte ho.", she said and sat down on the chair hiding her giggles. 

"Cute? Out of all words, Cute?", Karan said while Arjun, who had heard all this bit his inner cheek to hold his smile. "Toh kya hot bolti?", Arjun asked sarcastically and quickly sat down beside Sakshi while Karan stood there flushed while Monami's eyes widened. "Waise hot bhi galat nahi hota.", she thought to herself and shut her eyes in embarrassment. 

"Karan, kya huya? Beith jaa na?", Sakshi said pointing to the chair unaware of what just happened. "J-ji bhabhi.", Karan said and concentrated on the food. "Khana kaisa hai?", Sakshi asked, no reply. "Uh- khana kaisa hai? Theek hai?", Sakshi again asked, no reply.

"Ab mujhe tension ho rahi hai, khana theek bana hai na?", Sakshi asked biting her lip, no reply. Everyone remained silent. 

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Why so silent everyone? Yahan sab chup kyun hai? Socho, tum jaise khurafi log toh bata hi doge waise. 

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