Three Jesters and a Clown

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      [ Headcanons ]

   Marx

• The less bloodthirsty of all four, but just because he doesn't want to upset Kirby

That much

• Marx listens to some interesting.... spanish raps

"Pues que entonces que comience una batalla sin cuartel
Que los héroes de la tierra sepan que tienen que hacer
Que las luces de mi mano me vayan a obedecer
Comienza la batalla ven y vénceme
No esperes que este guerrero se rinda—"

"STOP IT WITH THOSE WEIRD RAPS IN SPANISH"

Context: it's a freaking Superman vs Goku rap

• They sometimes go watch SSB combats (Thanks to Marx' VIP boss pass ouh yeah)

• Marx' friends are banned from Popstar.

"But :("

"MARX I SAID NO"

• "Baby fangs"

"I could send you into oblivion"

"Dangerous baby fangs"

• Have I mentioned that he bit Fizz one time when he was high on candy

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   Tricky

• When he meeted Marx he was like "Where the fuck is your torso and hands"

Haha get it? Cuz Marx is the more similar to him physically when it comes to the art style

• He sometimes goes all science boy and the others joke about it but he doesn't care cause he knows he's the coolest smartest (clown)-guy in the universe (and that's a fact.png)

• "Clown loves you all"

"Aww<3"

Wiiii fluff on this fic ain't that cool

• Everyone: *is able of twisting their bodies in weird ways*

Tricky: *rips off his head and recites Shakespeare*

Everyone: *applauds*

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   Jevil

• "AYO BESTIE WHAT—"

• He's trapped in his jail → The gang gets him out → Seam takes him back to jail → repeat

• Sometimes Tricky takes him to Nevada to kill grunts when he's bored

• Being said that

"TIME TO PLAYYYYY"

"AAAA NUMBERS GAME!"

"IF YOUR HP DROPS TO ZERO"

"YOU LOSE!"

• He just vibes with whatever the group is doing

• He's the one that just goes and says random things and the others are like "?"

"Ohhh! Like puppies"

"Jevil we're talking about girls what"

"Wait, what's a girl????"

"They're like puppies!"

"JEVIL"

• "The man who speaks in hands"? What are you talking about Jevil?

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   Fizzarolli

• He would be roasting the hell out of someone and the gang would be right behind him like "OHHHHHHHH" "DAMN YOU KILLED THEM" "UUUUUUHH THAT GOTTA HURT!"

• "YOU DO NOT KILL JESTER! JESTER KILLS YOU!"

"EXCUSE ME, THAT'S MY PHRASE???"

"Not anymore lol"

"FIZZAROLLI"

• Had to explain that Tricky wasn't one of the dead sinners of Lucifer's Ring so he could walk freely in the Greed's Ring

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   [ Global headcanons ]

• They all are terrified of Marx's little pink friend

• When playing videogames by teams of two they usually group as:

Marx and Jevil Vs Fizz and Tricky

Aka

Stupid shorties Vs Tall idiots

• CLOTHES SWAP! Tricky dresses as a jester and the rest as a clown

• "YOU MADE JEVIL CRY, PREPARE TO DIE" (note: read this imagining Jevil with a very memetic face)

• They can give someone sensory overload if they burst into laugh at the same time

• Pretty sure they would love Sr. Pelo canonically

Marx: " T e v o a m a t a r , t e v o a d e s t r u i r "

( " G O N N A  K I L L  Y A,  G O N N A  D E S T R O Y   Y A " )

Fizz: "Y TÚ TE VAS AL INFIERNO Y YO ME VOY AL CIELO"

("AND YOU GO TO HELL AND I GO TO HEAVEN")

Jevil: "NOOOO IT'S PISS"

Tricky:

bienvenidos al el dia del payaso este dia los payasitos se reunen para hacer unos chistositos bien grasiositos "oigale, cuente un chiste!" "....ehhhh...." El dia del payaso 1 de abril de cualquier año, asi es, todos los payasitos se reunen para hacer felices a los niñitos, y a los grandecitos tambien- el dia del payaso 1 te comes 4 el dia del payaso Este dia, los niños se ponen felices, porque llega el payasito a darles unas graciosadas y unos chistositos "Oye, esta el señor payaso, el señor payach-!" .... El dia del payaso Hay muchos payasitos, esta el payasito chistosito, la payasita sin chichita, el payacho cacho HAHAA el dia del payaso en otros lugares El dia del payaso se celebra en otro dia, por ejemplo El Dia del payaso Se celebra en el dia del payaso el dia del payaso Todos los payasitos llegan en su carrito para .. Nose heh Subanse al carrito del payasito y disfruten sus payasadas en todo el camino "Ya vamo a llegar?" "AGHAGHAGH"" Eh , eso no es un paya-" El dia del payaso Ese dia usted vaya con el payasito y digale felicidades por El dia del payaso "Hola soy un payaso" "HOLA SEÑOR PAYASO, FELICIDADES POR EL DIA DEL PAYASO" lo golpea hasta que gime El dia, solo este dia se celebra en payasolandia, pero en otros lugares se celebra El dia del payaso El dia del payaso Muchos globitos, salen..c rie.. ???... to apreta- El dia del payaso Los payasitos tambien se encuentran en el internet, por ejemplo: el payaso libro y el ... el pwip HAHA el dia del payasoo "SOY EL PAYACHITO, EL PAYACHITO DE PLAYA" "el playacho" ..."Oigan usted quien es?" El dia del payaso Pero este solo se celebra pa' aya, aca somo El dia del payaso Asi que no esperes mas, celebra a tu payasito favorito este dia, y solo es 1, porque mañana es 2 HAHAAAAA, QUE TONTERIA EL DIA DEL PAYASO c rie mas El dia del payaso

(Ain't translating all that jesus christ)