Fizz: Wake me up...
Marx: Before you go go!
Jevil: When september ends...
Tricky: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
Tricky: Aww shit
Fizz: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Marx: OH MY NOVA JEVIL FELL OFF
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Tricky: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Fizz: Bold of you to assume I was born at all
Jevil: I personally was created in a lab
Marx: I just straight up spawned lol
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Fizz: I think we're missing something
Jevil: Teamwork?
Tricky: Cohesion?
Marx: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Context: They're pulling a prank on someone
Fizz: Everyone, synchronize your watches
Jevil: I don't know how to do that
Marx: I don't wear a watch
Tricky: Time is a construct
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Tricky: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous
Jevil: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Marx: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Jevil, learn to listen
Sun: What if it bites itself and I die?
Fizz: That’s voodoo
Moon: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Jevil: That’s... * he thinkin' * correlation, not causation
Sun: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? :0
Fizz: That’s kinky
Tricky: Oh my God
Sun and Moon: A what????
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Moon: We need to distract these guys
Sun: Leave it to me
Sun: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Spinel, Tricky, and Fizz: *Immediately begin arguing*
Marx, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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(I modified a lot this one quote)
*a scream is heard*
Fizz: Hey, why that scream?
G0Z: Oh uh I fell out of bed
Marx: But what is that corpse doing there?
G0Z: Where?
Jevil: There *says when arrives while eating popcorn*
G0Z: Where??
Fizz: There, how did that body get in there???
G0Z: ........ who are you talking to?
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Three Jesters and a Clown
Fanfiction[ Crossposted on AO3 ] Welcome to this hell-ish chaotic interdimensional madness "But why?" Why not¿ :•) [ honk ] So, uh, yeah, payasitos being besties, that's the summary Edit: Oh yeah, and occasional phrases in spanish /giggles in venezuelan/ Paya...
