Damien: Hey Tsuki,
Tsuki: Yes?
Damien: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Tsuki:
Tsuki: Where's Yellow Empress ?
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Damien, driving Tsuki and Yellow Empress: So how was your day?
Tsuki: We almost got surprise adopted!
Damien: What?
Yellow Empress: We almost got kidnapped.
Damien: Oh, okay.
Damien: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Minho, to Daxton Maverick : My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Daxton Maverick , motioning to themself and Dina: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Minho: Why are you on the floor?
Daxton Maverick : I'm depressed.
Daxton Maverick : Also I was stabbed, can you get Dina, please.
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Orpheus: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Jin: What?
KitKat: That you're a child.
Caroline: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Orpheus: *Screams*
Jin: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
KitKat: Should we do something?
Caroline: No, I want to see who wins.
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Jen: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Dread Onyx: Not if they consent to it.
Knox Grin: Depends who you're stabbing.
Lyna: YES?!?
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Jen, about Dread Onyx: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Knox Grin: Are we stealing them?
Lyna: New or used?
Jen: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Jin: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Quinn will and will not eat.
Minho: Grass? Yes!
Jin: Moss? Yes!!
Minho: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Jin: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Minho: Worms? Sometimes!
Jin: Rocks? Usually nah.
Minho: Twigs? Usually!
Jin: Nathalie's cooking? Inconclusive!
Tsuki: How did you... test this?
Jin: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Tsuki: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Nathalie: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Jin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Minho: Several traffic violations.
Quinn: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Tsuki: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Nathalie: Also, that's not our car.
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KitKat, pointing: May I sit there?
Dina: That's my lap
KitKat: That doesn't answer my question, Dina.
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KitKat: I prevented a murder today.
Dina: Really? How'd you do that?
KitKat: self control.
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Snitch: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Dina: It's not a joke.
Dina: *sniffles*
Dina: I'm a legit snack.
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Snitch: So are we flirting right now?
Dina: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Snitch: That doesn't answer my question
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Snitch: I turned out perfectly fine!
Dina: Snitch, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Snitch: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Snitch: Is something burning?
Dina: Just my love for you.
Snitch: Dina, the toaster is on fire.
KitKat proceeded to have a fight with Snitch. Only one of the two could have that Dina Wap for themselves. Meanwhile Dina offered to Babysit Nathalie in order to save herself from the chaos.
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Catastrophe One-Shots....And More
HumorSomething something description.Nah,jk.Basically a one shot of potential scenarios I can think of that have no relation to the plot of Catastrophe whatsoever.Actually,no.Its just whatever one shot scenario's I can think of.Enjoy them^^
