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they went and sat down on a bench.

"so sangwoo.. you single?"

"uh n-".

*sangwoos phone starts ringing*

*he answers* "y-yoonbum hi..." sangwoo whispers.

"where the fuck are you? my 2 inch dick is hard and is now as long as the great wall of fucking china!!" exclaims yoonbum.

"oh um sorry but im with.." sangwoo starts.

"hes with me!" obama finishes.

"sangwoo are you FUCKING CHEATING ON ME WITH OBAMA!?!?!?!" screams yoonbum.

"chill your boots bum, dont want any of those bones to break" sangwoo says with a chuckle.

"FUCK YOU WE ARE OVER" shouts yoonbum.

*sangwoo hangs up the phone*

"so ....wanna head back to my place?" obama asks.

"yeah go on then sangwoo replies

*time skip after they have freaky deaky sex*

"wow sangwoo your so big!" exclaims obama.

"i could say the same for you" says sangwoo.

then they both fell asleep in each others arms.

THE END

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