(for the sake of this sangwoos mum is called cheryl)
"sangwoo here me out" cheryl says calmly
"FUCK NO!" screeches obama
"well...there is something i need to say.." sangwoo says
"what is it?" obama and cheryl say in unison.
"well im....not gay, but last night....i was inside.....and now...im not...." sangwoo says.
"YOUR NOT MY SON YOU LITTLE FUCK" cheryl screeches.
"but MuMmY" sangwoo says in his uwu uwu boy voice
"actually..."cheryl says.
"i have something to say too" she continues as she rips off disguise.
"IM ACTUALLY BARRY BEE BENSON AND IVE BEEN FUCKING YOONBUM AND HIS HARD DICK THE LENGTH OF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA" cheryl exclaims.
"what the fuckkkkkkkk"sangwoo says
"Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" cheryl says as she leaves.
*time skip after sangwoo and obama have more freaky deaky sex*
"holy shit..." sangwoo says
"yessss" obama responds.
*time skip 5 years later they have 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 children and 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 bitches in the basement*
*obama gets down on one knee*
"sangwoo..i dont know how you head this many children seeing as your a guy but i dont care..will you marry me?" obama says/asks.
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS" sangwoo squeals.
*yoonbum bursts in the door naked, his 2 inch dick on display, cheryl follows after, her 3,000,000 tits on full view*
"congrats!" they say in unison.
*few seconds later*
"I KNOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND MAN! YOU MAY KISS THE DICK" the priest says.
everybody shouts in excitement and barry bee benson flys in and stings half the humans to death.
THE END
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sangwoo x obama
RomancePLEASE MY NAN HAS ME TIED IN HER BASEMENT JUST PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME
