are we there yet?

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its 6:00 am, addison is already up and ready to leave with her morning coffee, corinne is half asleep in the backseat, unaware of where she was. stupid mf rlly thought they were in california already, nahh.
"goodmorning!" addison says, in a rather cheery voice, confusing addison even more.
" are we here?" addison asks
"no."
"damn"
"welp, time to get back onto the road! so go pee while you can bc we're not stopping anymore, we're almost there!!"
YIPPE!!!
addison goes and take a nice, quite loud pee.
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and then they were off, lego batman we'll see you soon.
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corinne gets aux privileges rn because shes the only one awake, so ofc she plays elliott smith🫶🫶.
addison wakes up, looking groggy.
" oh hey pookie, glad you're up i was getting bored"
" wanna play 21 questions?😋" addison asks
" OFC I DO!!"
they play 21 questions for about an hour,
then they see it.
welcome to california.
WOOOO WOWOW
this is exciting news.
but the entire drive through california, addison was being annoying and constantly asking
"are we there yet?"
"aRe We TheRe YeT???"
"ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?"
SHUT THE FUCK UPPP.
sorry.
please stfu🤭
" wowzers corinne, gettin a bit angy, need me to drive?" addison says.
" no, i've made it this far, i can keep driving."
"did yall ever think what would happen if we got pulled over?" spencer questions
" we're good, i got a fake id😋" addison says.
"WOOW" corinne and soencer say at the same time.
" addison, what was the address that sadie gave us?"
"4738 deez street, some place in cali idk"
"k. we're close. very close."
"YIPPE" they both yell out
corinne starts turning streets, just listening to the gps so she knows where shes going.
" IS THAT IT??"
"OMG IT IS"
" WERE HERE!!"
they text sadie and tell her to go out her front door.
they see her. she waves at them and corinne starts soeeding towards the house, hitting a trashcan or 2 on the way.
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you made it!
" EDWARD NORTON?!? SADIE ARE YOU ACTUALLY HIM😱"  corinne says
"..yeah.. i didnt want to tell you the truth bc i thought you would be scared of me"
" NO! I LOVE EDWARD NORTON"
" you.. love him🤭"

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