[Semi Hiatus] The Worst Pokémon Fanfiction Ever

Prologue

"You can't have her, she too dangerous!" A voice yelled, we don't know who because reasons.

"Nuuuu, she's my daughter, you can't have her!" Another voice yelled, obviously arguing back.

"Dood, I'll hurt you both if you don't stfu!" The voice pulled out a PokeBall, trying to make his threat more realistic.

Gasping, the figure back away, "don't do it! At least don't hurt her! Hurt meeee" he said, getting on his knees to beg.

As if the PokeBall had suddenly turned into a gun, he shot it at the figure, causing them to fall to their knees and die.

"She'll be mine... And she'll be our Luna." The other figure said, flying away on a Pidgey because YOLO.

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'Eyyy, hoped you enjoyed.

Keep in mind, this is all for comedy. Not everyone does this in their fanfictions, but there are some cliché moments.