[Semi Hiatus] The Worst Pokémon Fanfiction Ever

Chapter 11

Da ki waz en Mai hand, and I opin dor. I herd ppl tawkin, butt I pas dem. I went thro treturus battles, but I mad it two the last ruum. Der will people talking, but a persun who look liek swahag look a mii.

"Oh-hon! I amz Commenderr Mers of Team Garlactic! There be a girls here-hon! Zeebat, go!"

I send eut spaarc, comending her to yus spaarc. Zoobet use toxic, seenging da amazing Britney Spears sung. Spaarc hated it a lut, and was poison by sound. /Guess she isn't a fan :( )

Spaarc loose health, but she use spark and Zoobet faint. Mers send out purrfeo. Well dang, dat ugly. Glad spaarc ain't dat feo. spaarc use spark into tackle. Purrfeo scrat poop out of spaarc . she faint frem toxic, crai.

Pimplup goes out lik a buss. Purrfeo lose hp. Pimplup use bubbl beem and purrfeo us faint attack. LMAO, PURRFEO FAINT. #WINNING

Mers burst out of windworks like rocket Bc she mad. She shud sing up for team rock-it lol.

I leev place a get new Pokemon.

I now has P0niitea (lavanea), Zoobet (boot-to-head), spaarc, Pimplup, and stud-ley (Caw-la).

"HEYYYYYY!"

My heart flip. It Lucas.

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HOW'S THAT?

Oh my god, I'm using my team from when I played Diamond. Sad thing is, I never finished Diamond.

SEE WHY I'M DOING SINNOH, GUYS? :D

Gonna TRY to update two times a week, I don't know if I can. This surprisingly takes a while to think of, then changing the words (see how I'm using more proper grammar by now?), it takes a while.

So sorry on that.

BUT I'M STILL GOING!

So, look forward to some more battles!

Also, FEO = UGLY IN SPANISH!!