[Semi Hiatus] The Worst Pokémon Fanfiction Ever

Chapter 2

Since I was da best, I knew every Pokaman in SinnOH. So, like, the started were MonfernoH, Empolean, and Turdtwig. So, I wanna be the best like no one ever was, and I was gonna be a master of pokyman, so I chose EMPOLEAN!

So I grabbed da PokeBall, and then through it. bUT IT WAsnt EMPOLEAN! It was Pimplup.

"Oh well" I said. Knowing all its moves like a boss, I said "Pimplup, peck it's eyes out!1!1!" So it charged at them, but it ended up hitting Barry too!!! Oh yeah, that's his name, guys.

"Owwowjbfl Y U DO DiS?!" He yelled, but the Taillows fainted so easily, and Pimplup grew like, 5 levels, even though he won't mine.

"I did it! Yay, I'm da best!" I cheered.

"Hey, let's take dees back to the lab coat guy."

"Yeah!"

So now we're back at da lab, returning the pokeballs but I don't wanna give up Pimplup, we like bonded.

"Give me it back2!1!" The cute boi yelled at me, taking the PokeBall away. He put on glasses, and then said "deal with it" when I started to cri.

Like this if you cri EVERYTIM

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Yeah, so done. XDXDXD