The Oscars

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Thank you, ladies and WHISKEY
. I'm so nervous. My is beating a/an HARRY STYLES
a minute. I didn't prepare a/an AWARD
. I never expected to win this MUSKY
Oscar. I have so many people to RAN
. First and foremost, my FORGETFUL
costar——who was always in my dressing DONKEY
, held my PINKY
when I was in trouble, and never failed to compliment me or give me a/an pat on my WAFFLE HOUSE
when I did well. I also want to thank my OVERCONFIDENT
director, my LAZY
producer, and of course, the SMELLY
writer of the screenplay. Most of all, I want to thank you, my UNORIGINAL
fans, and all the members of the Motion Picture ANNE
who were responsible for my FUCKING
this HISTORICAL
award. Bless your ALUMINUM

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