Mixed Ambitions (Homestuck fanfic: Solkat/Davekat)

Crossdressing and a Treehouse

Dave and I stayed quiet for about 10 seconds, wondering what to do next. Sollux is going to get us in trouble and we have no idea how to hide.

"Crossdress." I looked at Strider and raised a brow. "WHAT?"

"We have to crossdress."

I think I know what crossdress is. It's when someone dresses as the opposite gender.

"OKAY?" I said. Dave grabbed my wrist and dragged me out of my room and down the hall. "To Dirk's room!" He yelled.

I pulled my hand back and shook my head. "NO WAY! I AM NOT GOING IN THERE!" It's creepy in Dirk's room. All the puppets and ass..

Dave rolled his eyes, I think, and crossed his arms. "Fine, let's just wait for Sollux to call everyone right here." I looked at him..her..whatever..wide eyed.

"FINE.." I groaned loudly. Dave sighed and dragged me to his room instead of Dirk's.

When we enetered, Strider opened his closet and searched for some clothes.

"We need baggy clothes." I nodded and searched the closet with him until I found something.

"IS THIS MY SHIRT?!?" I yelled, showing the black shirt with my grey cancer symbol to him. "WHY DO YOU HAVE MY SHI-"

"Shhhhhhhh, stick to the mission." Dave threw me a pair of jeans that will hopefully hide my hips.

Dave and I got dressed and looked at the mirror. He was wearing his red sleeved shirt with a broken record on it, jeans, and red converse. He looks like his normal self. I was wearing my black shirt, which I found in Dave's room, with the grey cancer symbol, jeans, and black rubber shoes.

"HOW ABOUT OUR HAIR?" Dave shrugged and sat on his bed. I went to his drawer and found some scissiors. "Woah Kitkat, what are you doing?"

"WE ARE GOING TO CUT OUR HAIR." I said, facing him.

Dave shook his head and stood up. Dammit. He's still tall.

"I'm no cutting this sweet shit. It's soft and it feels good." He started playing with his hair. I rolled my eyes and frowned. But in the inside, I'm smiling so big because he is just..y'know...cute.

"WELL IF WE WON'T CUT IT, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? WEAR WIGS?"

Strider nodded and we walked out of the room. We suddenly remembered that we were girls so we quickly ducked. "SHIT, NOW WHERE DO WE GO?" Dave pointed to the backyard and I nodded. He wanted to go to the treehouse.

We crawled our way to the backyard and quickly ran to the treehouse, after tripping countless of times. It's damn dark here! I guess I've been inside for too long that I didn't know it was night already.

We climbed the treehouse and got inside. "NOW WHAT?" Dave looked at the side and pointed at it. "WHAT?" I asked. "Why are there wigs on that side" I shrugged. How the hell am I suppose to know?

"Dirk must have been here."

We just sat in silence until we heard someone yelling. We shuffled quickly to the window and saw a figure. "DAMMIT, I CAN'T SEE WHO IT IS."

"We have to get closer to know who it is."

Dave and I exchanged looks and just stared at each other. Dave looked down and covered his mouth.

"cough leader cough" He fake coughed. I groaned and stood up, "FINE!"

I climbed down the ladder and squinted my eyes. "OH SHIT, DAVE! ITS-"

Before I could finish my sentence, Dave stood up, breaking the floor, and fell. "Ah shit!" I got climbed the ladder and ran to him and before he could touch the ground, I grabbed his arm.

"Kitkat! Pull!" I tried to pull but he was too heavy. "DAVE, I CAN'T...HOLD ON...MUCH LONGER!!!" I pulled again but failed.

I pulled one last time but heard the wood creaking. Shit. The wood broke and we fell. But when we did, Strider grabbed me placed me on top of him, so I would fall on him. "WHAT THE- DAVE?!?"

When we almost touched the ground, blue and red sparks surrounded us, making us float and safe.

Dave and I sighed of relief and he let me go. We were still floating. I heard shuffling so I looked towards the house and saw-

"You're welcome, ladiie2"