Leeway // Joe Mazzello

25|| "Roger Taylor"

Octavia's guide to the hell that is the English language

ROGER TAYLOR
/ro·juh tay·luh/

(n.) The drummer for the british rock band Queen and lifelong best friend to Brian May
⤷Alternate Definition- World renowned car fucker
⤷See Also- The character played by Benjamin Hardy (Jones) in Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

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IMESSAGE GC

"MISSION: ABBEY ROAD GETAWAY"

Joe (Eagle 1)
Gwilym (Been there done that)
Ben (Currently doing that)
Rami (Happened once in a dream)
Allen (If I had to pick a dude)
Lucy (Eagle 2)

Eagle 1
So that's my plan

Currently doing that
Fuckin hell mate... I've never seen you work so hard on something before.
Joey's in loooooooooove

Eagle 1
hello???

Been there done that
It's good mate, flawless even

Eagle 2
give me creds!!

Eagle 1
Right Lucy helped with the ideas but *I* planned it all
I need your guys help though

Happened once in a dream
go on

Eagle 1
Well I need to figure out how to get Octavia ready for the trip without telling her all about it, and I know how she is about surprises.

Been there done that
Right well, we'll all be home around 7:30? Meet at my place to discuss details.

Eagle 1
Allen, you're on Octavia distraction duty.

Currently doing that
What about me? If anyone can keep the ladies in check, it's me

Eagle 2
Oh barf

Happened once in a dream
Ben you MUST control yourself, that's Joes woman!!

Eagle 1
This is exactly why you're NOT on Octavia watch dude

Currently doing that
Never forget Joe, she wanted to grab MY ass first

Eagle 1
And she wants to grab mine for the rest of her life so HA

Eagle 2
Ladies please!
Allen will be on Octavia Distraction Duty

If I had to pick a dude
Alright, what do I with her?

Been there done that
Food.

Eagle 1
Food.

Eagle 2
Food.

If I had to pick a dude
Food it is then. Very predictable

Been there done that
See you guys at 7:30, I'll make sure she's out of the house

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Like a sigh of relief, Joe felt like he could finally breath. A weight had been lifted off his chest that had been there since the very beginning of August. Everyone knew-- well, everyone already knew, but now it was confirmed.