✔ Broken Angel [A Sakura Haruno Fanfiction]

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Success

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Happiness comes in many forms, but usually, I comes in the form of a blessing in disguise.

-Misty

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"Sakura-chan, you got it!"

"No, dimwit, I didn't. That's why I'm holding it right now...ugh."

We are now heading back to the base with the scroll in my hand. Well, that was easy. I didn't knew Gaara could be fooled like that! Hah!

"So, our mission is a success."

I looked at Itachi who gave me a smile. Gosh. So not like him. I cocked an eyebrow.

"Are you guys sure it was our mission? As far as I know, you two were flirting with the Sand girls, or sluts or whatever you knuckleheads call them."

They didn't say a thing and avoided the question. Really, I swear I can see a gigantic sign board with blinking lights on top of their heads with the word "GUILTY" in pink letters.

I can't wait to tell Pein about this. They are useless! They should be punished! Killed! Off with their HEADS!!!

Okay, maybe not because they carried my 250-gram bag earlier, but still. Who the eff cares?!

"Tss.. Are ya in a period or somethin' girly?"

Oh, no he didn't.

I immediately came to a stop and faced them behind me. I am calm, and collected. Yeah, I can still manage this.

I looked at Kisame and gave him a sweet smile, he even blushed. Tss.

"Kisame, do you want to die young? Because if you do, you have the following options:

A. Off with your head

B. Off with your head

And oh! Did I mention off with your head? Yeah. So, just chose you little bastard and I'll gladly do it right now."

He paled after that. I smirked inwardly and continued walking ahead.

"You watch Alice in Wonderland too much, Haruno."

"I'll pretend I didn't heard that you f*cking weasel."

Oh, it feels so good to have the Class-A criminals be afraid of you.

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The moment we entered the not-so-hidden hidden base,

"SAKURA-CHAAAANNN!! TOBI THINKS TOBI MISSED YOU!!"

"Yeah, and I think you're retarded!"

He then hugged me, making me fall on the floor. Jeez.

"Tobi, get off of me!!!"

"Hihihi! Okay~"  (^____^)

He relly is mental  (=____=)

I passed by the living room, only to see the "guys" watching The Vampire Diaries. I raised an eyebrow at what I saw. They had these, awful faces.

Like this >>>    (O^O)  (°___°) (@___@) (TT____TT)  (*o*)

Yeah, with Deiderella squealing in the background. -___-

I ignored them before I completely loose it and turn off the TV and went to Pein's office. I didn't bothered to knock. Screw privicy, this isn't a f*cking white house.

"Hey Pein. Here."

I threw him the scroll. As usual, he sat behind my desk. Yes, MY desk. Tsk. Since I'm the boss now, I got to have that cute wooden desk! But I hate it so, I let Pein feel the that he's in charge. He begged for that desk! He really wants it that badly.

He smirked at me.

"So how's Suna?"

"Normal."

"The Kazekage?"

"Normal."  ...and hot. Just kidding!

"The mission?"

"Normal."

"The weather?"

"Normal."

"Your partners?"

"Abnormal."

"Good."

I then walked out of his office and saw Konan smiling at me. "Hey! You're back!" I rolled my eyes but joked,

"No, I'm not. That's why you're seeing me here."

We then laughed and watched NBA on the other television. Sometimes, I think that Konan and I are the only men here.

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