✔ Broken Angel [A Sakura Haruno Fanfiction]

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Apple

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Each mistake in finding true love, will always serve as a step closer in finding the one.

-Misty

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Sakura's POV

4:45 am.

And damn I couldn't sleep. Well, blame it on that money prick for snoring like a pig and not like an octopus or whatever crap he is.

Seriously, his snore can be heard even if he's ten rooms away from me! Imagine that. Sigh.

And so, I went to my fridge and grabbed an apple.

I just want an apple, who cares? Tss.

But when I closed the door of my fridge, I saw a creepy overgrown weed staring at me as he stood by the dinning table.

I raised him an eyebrow.

"What?"

"Oh, nothing." *smirks*

"Ugh. You better not think of eating me alive or I'll spray pesticide on you planty."

And yeah, Zetsu shut up after that.

I walked away and went to my paradise. Other than Hidan's ritual room where he kills himself and I take a video of it, I went to the training grounds.

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"You're early, un."

"F*ck you care?"

He laughed. Ugh. This blondie is really getting on my nerves. I walked towards a log and sat down before I could even feel tempted to braid his hair.

"Sakura-chan, un, let's spar!"

I gave him a bored look.

"You really wanna get humiliated, huh?"  (=____=)

"C'mon! Just one round, yeah! Besides, your boyfriend killed me in the first place, un!" He grinned like Chester.

I cocked him an eyebrow.

"Damn f*ck do I care about that piece of sh*t? And FYI, he is my EX. Meaning, like his face, he's expired. A rotten body controlled by an evil ducky soul. And if you wanna get back at him, you can after I break every bone in his wimpy body and rip his heart out."

Deiderella's face >>    (O_O")!

"Um...okay un? What about a friendly spar instead?"

"Depends, are we even friends?" *smirks*

He sighed. "I give up, un... Only danna can make you do what he likes."

My eyes shot wide open.

"The effing heck?! What on Jupiter are you talking about, barbie doll?!"

I guess, he can sense my anger becuase he hid behind a pebble. Yes, a pebble.

"D-Dei-dei isn't talking, un...."

"Baka! Don't you ever put this stupid convo in that redhead's topic!! He's as ugly as Pinocchio for SpongeBob's sake!!"

And yeah, after that the spar started. Ugh. My blood really boils whenever there's a trace of that gay-doll.

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"So, are you gonna ask for another spar again, Deidara?"

"N-N-No un...... Imma scared now, yeah."

"Good."

I let go of his arms that I held behind his back ---okay, and that I almost broke-- and stood up with my victorious smirk.

Just when I was about to resume eating the apple, I walked passed by Akasuna with his mischievous smile. I rolled my gorgeous eyes at him and---

"WHERE THE EFF IS MY APPLE?!"

"Looking for this, honey?"

I glared at him and almost barfed when I saw Sasori seductively licking the apple. Yuck.

"Are you trying to seduce me, Akasuna?"

"Depends. Are you being seduced, Haruno?"

"If you stab yourself with a knife and blood poured out your body, I'd be seduced by that."

He chuckled and took a bit out of MY apple.

"I f*cking hate you Sasori... Go to hell."

He smirked.

"I love you too, baby." *wink*

"If your trying your best to flirt with me, then I'd rather have you six-feet under."

I was about to walk away, but not before I heard him ask that stupid questuion,

"You really want to have a part two of our kiss, huh?"

Sheesh. Talk about obsession.

"Maybe next time, Chucky!"

And I walked out. No duh. I'm single, and I can flirt anytime I want. Got a problem with that?

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