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Warning You

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Unexpected things happen to those who expects more than enough.

-Misty

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O______O

Holy, patato!! Is he freakin' serious?!?! H-He's dancing in front of Ino, and Karin?!

And YES! They are the only ones here =___=

Pfft. And I thought the honeymoon was AFTER the freakin' wedding? Ugh. I hate people like them. No, hate is not enough. I DESPISE THEM! Like, what da heck?!

But after I recovered from my state of shock, I took in a deep breathe and walked my way towards them. With my chin held high, I made my way towards the three fools.

The moment I reached them, I caught a little bit of their conversation.

"Hahaha! Oh, Sasu-kun! Seriously, you didn't even liked Sakura?" Laughed the little b*tch with blonde hair that I now want to cut so much!!

I saw Sasuke sit down beside Karin and slung an arm around her while gaving Ino a smirk.

"Tsk. I didn't.. And I doubt I ever will." He said and..

..looked at me.

Wait!! What the hell?! I'm in disguise! What if.... No. He can't possibly recognize me! I hid my chakra with a justu for crying out loud! And yeah, I guess the two *ehem* innocent *ehem* girls noticed my presense as well.

"Who are you? And what on earth do you want?" My EX bestfriend asked me. I frowned. F*ck. Now I know the LITERAL meaning of EX.

EXpired! She looks damn like sh*t!! I hate you piggy!!

Oh, wait? She asked what I want? *smirks* well, she wouldn't wanna know the half of what I want. Hahaha.

"Answer us, you maid!" I glared at the irritated redhead who was still busy playing Sasu-duck's locks!! Ugh. Seriously.. =___=

I gave her my poker face.

"Tss. If you wanna flirt in private, just say so, slut."

I emotionlessly asked which made her and the blonde f*cking barbie doll shocked. The Uchiha bastard just held a neutral expression at what I said. See? Even the JERK KNOWS ITS TRUE!!!

Karin stood up and eyes me from head to toe before crossing her arms over her gross chest. "Hmph! So simple! Seriously? You have the nerves to say that to ME?!"

I heard Ino-pig-ugly-chan laugh her socks off.

Tsk. I rolled my eyes and smirked at Karin.

"F*ck yeah." ^______^

O_______O --her ugly face

"GRRR!! Don't you know who I am?!?!" -Karin who had flaring nostrils. Wahaha!

Damn heck, I do!

"I don't effin care. All I know is you're a freakin' slut and that's all there is to it." I answered and averted my eyes to the now smirking Sasuke. Hey! What's he smirking at?! =___=

Karin growled in frustration and spat, "WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?!?"

I wiped my face with one hand and replied with all honesty, "You better shut that mouth of yours, you b*tch! Can't you see, you showered me with your saliva? Like, that's gross, man." =___= true. Her saliva is acid and I think I'm gonna die just thinking how bad her breathe is... tsk.

She then looked embarrassed and sat back down.

I couldn't helped myself and laughed wickedly! Hahahaha!

"So, the slutty, KARIN UZUMAKI knows how to be embarrassed? F*cking classic! Hahaha!!"

"WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?!"

I looked to the side and saw Ino-pig looking at me intently.

I yawned and shook my head. "Shut it, pig. Or else I'll skin you alive." =___=

Her eyes widened and I took the opportunity to throw the bag at Karin and said my goodbye.

"Slut, that's for you. Be thankful my friend put some effort in chopping a shinobi's body and wrap it up for you. Tsk. I'm outta here. Happy wedding!.....good luck tomorrow."

I smirked and turned on my heel to walk away, but I suddenly felt an arm grab mine.

I faced the person, and for the nth time, I was looking at the Sharingan.

"What?" I boredly asked him.

He frowned.

"I know who you are.. You don't need to disguise yourself, Sakura."

Even though, I was beyond shocked at what he said, I kept my blank expression.

Like, damn I'd show him any emotion!!

"So?" -me

He sighed and turned his eyes back to coal black.

"Sakura, what are you doing here?"

Is it just me, or did his voice sound soft? Like f*ck. Must be my ears playing gams on me! Hahaha!

I smirked and suddenlu had an idea.

"To give that gift to your soon-to-be wife and..."

He raised an eyebrow at me.

"And?"

I then pulled him close and kissed Sasuke on the lips. Torridly.

When I pulled back, I licked my lips and smiled mockingly at his facial expression.

"...and warn you. You and Karin might wanna wear a bullet proof vest for tomorrow."

I patted his shoulder and walked away leaving him stunned.

And f*ck did it feels so good!!

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A/N: Sorry for the errors. I updated earlier than planned so I haven't edited the chapters ;)

Haha.. Anyway, SAKURA IS SARADA'S MOM Haters!!! Wahaha!!

Sarada: But----

Misty: Shut it!! Karin can't possibly be your mother =__=

Sarada: Why???

Misty: I can't even classify her as a female. Hahaha XD just kidding!

Well, on to writing the next chapters E and N ;)

Love ya! Mwah.

-Misty

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