I was in spencers with one of my friends and she say a towel with mariwana print
Friend: oh cute it has flowers on it
Sis: hate to tell you but those art flowers
Friend: ?
Me: .... *explains while laughing *
friend: -_-' yeah that makes sense in this store *slowly walks away*
me: LETS GO TO THE BACK OF THE STORE
friend: YEAH ADVENTURE
*five seconds later*
Me: FAT MAN BLOW UP DOLL PUSSY LICK STRAWBARRY FLAVORED BUTT CUP BOOB SUCKER LITTLE PENIS BOOK
all of us *runs out screaming and crying*
....I will never be the same
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My Book of Randomness
RandomOkay I got this idea from Missy_Tusara..... (Yes I copy jooo deal wif it) Basically me just saying random things and telling about random events and such...
