Karma...

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    When I was at Six Flags with the band my best friend Person (his nickname) and I ran across this store that only sold jelly beans. Well being the candy whores we went in the store but had no money. We then saw this container with two bright red jelly beans.

   Person: Must be cherry

Me: YES!!! *goes to grab it*

Person: ummm person (also his nickname for me) the sign says we cant eat out of the containers...person and I looked at each other then around the room. We then grabbed the two jelly beans and ate them.

 FIRST OFF CHERRY HOLYT FUCK NO IT WAS HOT SAUSE AND I DONT JUST MEAN oh its a little spicy NOOOO ITSET MY WHOLE MOUTH ON FIRE!

   The next thing everyone knew person and I ran around the store screaming our heads off.... Yeah Karma's a bitch...

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