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maybe: suna rintarou
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today
9:56 p.m.

did you know it takes the nipple
approximately 7 seconds to get hard
after flicking it?

did you know your asshole has the
circumference of 9 inches so
hypothetically an adult raccoon can fit
up your ass?

did you know geiko can save you
15% or more on car insurance?

is it too soon to say i think
we are soulmates?

definitely not
pretty sure we're married
your response to my first
message proves it

pregnant too

wait
we didnt talk about having kids

you dont want kids?

i mean i do but rn?? i have like
8 kids with my homeboy aran

is it too soon to say i want a
divorce?

yes definitely
we've been married 66 years y/n

fuck, want 9 kids?

no... maybe

oh
L pull out game

OK BUDDY
L UTERUS

L DICK

L WOMAN

L MAN

UR AN ASSHOLE

OH IM AN ASSHOLE???

YES THATS WHAT I SAID
WELL TYPED

YEAH?
WELL UR A CUNT

BUT IF I WERE TO SAY THAT???

I WOULD CRY YOU FUCKFACE

UNORIGINAL😒

SAME GOES FOR YOU

...

...

*aggressively shits on the floor*

WHAT THE FUCK
WHEN THE FUCK DID—
IM SPEECHLESS😭😭

yes my method works great ik thanks

did you just change the subject?

yes

ok
one time i saved 14 kids from a 25 story building when i was on vacation because my family is rich but back to the story i carried them down 25 flights of stairs

oh yeah?

yeah

one time i saved 45 drowning puppies
when i was on my yacht that i bought
with my money and brought them back to shore and gave them all homes with my money

oh?

mhm

i have to pee

then go pee??

im too comfy
having a bladder is such a waste of time

if you go pee ill give you a forehead kiss

sprinting to the bathroom

good girl

nvm i have to shit

what.

those words do smt to me
and now im shitting

THEN STOP TOUCHINF YR PHONE

IM MOT ACTUALLY

OH

I WIUKDNT TELL YOU IF
I ACTUALLY WAS

UR RIGHT

IK I AM

anyways wyd

about to eat a snack

what snack

chuupets

i think we should have kids

YOU BIPOLAR ASS HOE

wait before that...
what's ur fav flavor of chuupet?

def strawberry but it depends
on the day cause sometimes its grape

yeah we can have kids
i'll tell aran to go fuck himself

LMAOOO
i think out friends should meet
nvm i realized how dumb that sounds

no no no it's a good idea
maybe for a later time tho
i wanna get to know you better

...ok

was that weird??
im sorry if it was

no no its not weird suna
im actually smiling at my phone
like an idiot

cute

STOP THIS MADNESS

ok ok
21 questions?

sure :)

what's ur fav color?

lavender
what about you?

isnt lavender just light purple?
my fav color is midnight purple

NO LAVENDER IS DIFFERENT

sureee
when's your birthday?

y/b
what about you?

january 25

so you're an aquarius?

yes

...ok🤨

ur literally y/s but ok
fav food?

tacos because yes
what's yours?

chuupets
always and forever

i should have known

fav season of the year?

autumn

why autumn?

its not too cold and not too hot
its perfect out
the colors are gorgeous and the storms
match the vibe
i just love it
what's ur fav season of the year?

spring
volleyball is more common around spring

spring is beautiful too

fav holiday?

halloween
i like dressing up and hanging with friends
its fun the candy is just a plus
what's urs?

christmas
the time of year brings me pure happiness for some reason
fuck snow tho

YES FUCK SNOW
only on christmas

FSFS

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