"kaworu" shinji set down his book and looked over at him, "i am incredibly bored."
"me too, hey, you know how you live with ms misato?"
"yeah? what about it? please don't call her hot."
shinji desperately wants his friends to stop calling his legal guardian 'hot'
"what? no. dude we're gay. im just asking, do you wanna get absolutely sloshed on those beers?" after kaworu asked the question shinji's eyes lit up.
"hell yeah! i wanna get fucked up!"
don't you worry shinji, the show has already done that for you.
after digging through the fridge shinji brought the case to his room.
"yooo!!! you found em!" kaworu shouted as he returned.
"yeah, so you wanna go first, or should i?"
shinji asked, handing him one.
"i don't care."
and so shinji cracked his open, and took a swig.
"YO this is DISGUSTING"
after the mouthful of bubbles be reached the bitter taste and it was nasty dawg.
"really?" kaworu opened his own can.
"eW you're right.... hey, i bet i can drink this faster than you."
"huh????"
"yeah, yk because it's so nasty, i bet you can't handle the flavor!"
after they finished a few, the race was over.
"so who,,,,, won?" shinji asked
"i dont kn...ow"
"i think it was you?"
"you think?"
"yeah"
next thing you knew it kaworu was sprawled across the couch and shinji was sat in the other chair.
"bro"
"yeah shinji?"
"i h.ate my dad.."
"word?"
"yeah!... be.fore he left he was nEVer arooound, an..d when he wAs he would just drink and watch fox neWs. and when he dID talk to me, bed just ramble about my short hair."
"bro,,, th-at s.ucks. i don't even hAve a dad, just like,,, these twelve guys who made me??? maybe??? but they just like.,,, tell me what to do."
"yoooo that's fucked up"
"yo s.Hinji, you've got like,,,, really pretty eyes. like they're all brown and stuff."
"awe tha-nk you kaworu, hEy no matter,, vHat those bitches say. you are vAlid as fuck my man."
"ONDG tAnk you shinji."
