Legal Bites ❥A Namjin AU ✓

58.In another life

Year 2026,

The sound of city waking up was least of Namjoon's favorite sound.

He groaned into the covers lifting them over his head ,blocking the annoying tune of his alarm .He still have few minutes before he has to wake up .

Namjoon really thought God has a personal vendetta against him when he heard the sound of TV in his room blaring past it's normal volume and soon a figure dumped itself on the bed crooning in his more than usual chirpy voice

"Rise and Shine Namjoonie !"

"Fuck you"
Namjoon groaned loudly ,still refusing to open his eyes.

"Well I have a boyfriend who does that happily.But thanks for the invite "
Jimin chirps ,pulling the covers down .

A whistle rang in the room and Namjoon cried into the pillow with devastating frustration.

"One day.All I ask is one day for you two to leave me alone.Is it too much to ask?"

Taehyung stops stuffing his face from the pudding and raised his brows at Jimin who shrugs in return.

"Dont mind him.He loves us"

Taehyung grins dropping on the couch ,munching on his leftover pudding .

"Delusion is bad for health you know ?"
Namjoon gives up sleep ,knowing it's not worth anymore.His morning has been already ruined.

Jimin shrugs "Well what do an immortal know about that? "

Namjoon gave him a daggered look and then he proceeds to pry away the TV remote from the Vampire who despite his small height managed to keep it away from him ,stretching his arms in air.

"You are doing this on purpose right ? "

Jimin grins handing him the remote

"It's fun to get you riled up"

"That's like our daily motto"
Taehyung says through a mouthful of cheesecake.

Namjoon scrunched his nose "How do you even eat these so early in the morning?"

"You know what ,dont answer that"
He then waves ,slipping off the bed, swatting Jimin for bringing his shoes on the mattress.

"So~ are you excited ?"

Namjoon looks up from the sink ,toothbrush hanging loosely

"To teach a bunch of spoiled teens? Sure "
He mocks in faux annoyance.He loves his students.They are devil in disguise but aren't all kids ?

"I meant since it's new term ,there are likely to be new faces joining"

Taehyung huffs sitting up on the bed.

When did he even go up there ?

"You should indulge into people now.In short term .D.A.T.E"

Jimin looks at Taehyung, bewildered .

"What ? Someone has to step up and put some sense in him.He can't go on wasting his youth like that "

"I am 23 "
Namjoon points out ,wiping his mouth.

"Perfect age to fall in love !"
Taehyung throws his hands in air.

"And many of your colleagues swoon over you anyway "

Namjoon looked between the two Vampire's "Why are you suddenly talking about my relationships ? Aren't you too old to meddle in these things now?"

To that Jimin protested bashfully "Taehyung is.I am still technically in my 50's"