Asmodeus Catchup

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How you meet -
You recently landed in hell and was looking for job. There was an opening for a bartender/singer at Ozzie's so you went there and got  hired. That was when you met Ozzie as you served him a drink and chatted with you.

They ask you out -
You were backstage after your song and Ozzie comes over to you saying how well you did. Since your shift was over he invited you back to his for a drink. You accepted and you guys started dating.

Romantic gestures -
His love language is though music- He writes songs about you, makes you playlists, all the like.

They teach you how to kiss-
He was a bit confused at first when you told him because he idealised you as a movie star because of your spunk and singing. He gave out a throaty laugh when he saw you get all sheepish.

What you like best about each other-
You like his deep voice.
He likes how much of a life of the party you are.

Your best friend -
Frizzarolli

When they get jealous-
Does this thing of putting his arm around you and lightly leaning in. It's intimidating as well for everyone because of how huge he is.

Fights-
He works late and you can't sleep without knowing he's home. With the both of you being tired, it did not bode well.

Makeup-
You both strided off to different corners of the house. You went to your room. After cooling off, Ozzie made you a coffee, just how you like it and took it to your room as a peace offering. You guys reached a compromise: he'll make sure to text you about his whereabouts.

What you have in common -
- Both of you have been singing ever since you could speak 🎤🎶
- Cocktail conesuirs 🍸 it was actually the icebreaker on your first date
- Both of you are hardcore fashionistas and can recognise any brand from a mile away

Sexy times -
- Is always special for you guys as lust is an important part of Ozzie's life.
- Holy shit, where'd he learn how to do that???
- Sex is like a race for the both of you: it's not over until everyone is finished (important life advice kids)

When you have first time nerves - 
It's obvious you would have nerves with this guy: he's the embodiment of lust. You started to get yourself all worked up and started overthinking so you had a panic attack. Ozzie stopped what he was doing and cradled you until it went away. Then he took you out to get pizza whilst you opened up about your insecurities with him and he reassured you that whatever you were like didnt matter because he wanted you.

Birthdays -
His birthday:
As you were walking past the shops a week before his birthday you saw a large suit in a window, it was neon and bedazzled so you knew he'd like it. He loved it mostly becuase it's so hard to buy suits for him bieng how big he is.

Your birthday:
He (tries) to make breakfast in bed for you and we wakes you up by singing as he walks into the room.

Would you still love me if I was a worm? -
Y: Hey, would you still love me if I was a worm?
O: ....
(Insert moment of silence here)
O: ....y e s...?

When they realise they love you -
A kid was lost and you helped them find their mum. Something about that caregiver instinct made Ozzie have a mysterious feeling come over him.

Alcohol you guys like-
Gin mixers

Polyamorous relationships-
With Frizzaroli

Nicknames-
For you:
- Dove
- Darling
- Sweetcakes
For him:
- Honey
- Big man
- Asshole

Dislikes:
He gets glitter everywhere, you can't leave the house without some being on you.
He feel you dont take care of yourself a lot and feels he has to keep you hydrated, fed and well-rested.

Your children -
You guys eventually had triplets.

Date nights-
Your favourite pastime together was karaoke.

How you guys became better-
He made an effort to not be so rude to people generally.
You decided to take care of yourself more to make him happy.

Asexual reader-
Kinda ironic, the lust demon wants an asexual. It seems like it wouldn't work on the outside but really Ozzie has the power to control his sexual urges and he sure won't need them with you.

Yandere-
The gradual one
- Seems like he really cares about you but slowly but surely he shows his true colours.
- You suddenly realise you're stuck in this with no way out
- Won't hurt you but can be a master at manipulation, since the process is slow you don't necessarily see the red flags at first.

When they injure themselves-
He twisted his ankle on stage and you drove him to the hospital.

When you injure yourself-
You were playing the guitar for so long your fingers bled. The guitar got burned by your protective boyfriend.

Tall reader-
FINALLY someone taller than you!! You thought it would never happen.

Short reader-
He enjoys picking you up with ease: wether it's on stage dancing or just to annoy you.

Moving in -
He wanted to ask you by being romantic and putting his apartment key in your desert. But you ended up choking on your ice cream and causing a scene in the restaurant. Then causing a bigger scene as you were crying emotional tears with what he just asked you.

Sleeping positions -
On top of him because there's no room in the bed.

Beach day -
He's the grumpy parent who normally ends up getting sunburnt. Usually he'll just sit and read in the shade and not partake in any activity no matter how much you beg him to.

Wearwolf reader -
You get to be the hellhound security on Asmodeus' bar.

Gift accessories-
Chunky bracelets
(Pic is for both sexes)

Snow daySnow angels was fun to do since Asmodeus is so big it will probably span the whole garden

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Snow day
Snow angels was fun to do since Asmodeus is so big it will probably span the whole garden.

Songs that define your relationship
Don't threaten me with a good time- Panic! At the disco
Boss bitch - Doja Cat
Crushcrushcrush - Paramore

Drunk reader
Man, has he been there! Whenever you're drunk he makes you eat some bread and drink a pint of water before you pass out. Every morning you miraculously wake up fresh and not a hangover in sight- this man works miracles.

When you're sick
You have a sore throat, but not to worry because Asmodeus comes in with all these different types of remedies from crazy losages he uses to obsure rituals and it actually works! Your throat is healed by the end of the day.

When they're sick
They act like they're dying. One time you even swore you saw him writing his will over getting the flu. 

Halloween -
Every year he does a halloween themed performance which you eatch and go to the party afterwards

A.N
Enjoy Asmodeus being in the preferences from now on. I'm also gonna add another one.
Stay safe dudes Xx

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