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hate- French people. Like he just can not stand them, and the way they talk just makes him mad. Why this is, has been and always will be a mystery.
fear- Getting hit in the face/head with a baseball. He was a baseball kid and is a huge fan of baseball, so of course he would know how fast they can travel. Also he has probably been just nearly missed by a stray ball and saw his life flash before his eyes.
Soldier:
hate- Anyone that is not from the U.S. (like come on it's Soldier what did you expect)
fear- He fears nothing but...nobody knows why, not even him, but he is TERRIFYED by ostriches. He's just at the zoo and they have ostriches, he just runs and screams like a mad man. (also probably shouts that the zoo is a bunch of "commies" for having ostriches)
Pyro:
hate- Horses/horse like animals cause their "imposter unicorns".
fear- Really loud unexpected noises. Like a firework going off in the middle of the night or the sound of motorcycle/ sports car engine driving by.
Demo:
hate- Anything that doesn't involve alcohol, specifically beverages
fear- Bar fights. I like to imagine that he was in a brutal bar fight once and lost but he was so plastered that he forgot it and when he woke up the next day he was told all about it and how he lost. (he was more angry that he lost than traumatized) Now he's just afraid to be in one or be near one.
Heavy:
hate- People who make fun of his intelligence or accent. Like it just makes him very aggravated.
fear- He would make you believe that he's a afraid of nothing... but that's just it he has Kenophobia, the fear of large open empty spaces. He's LITERALLY afraid of nothing/nothingness.
Engi:
hate - He hates when anyone tries to tell him that "he's doing his job wrong" or "that's not how you . . ." Like it just ruins his work flow and it's especially infuriating when people make those comments on something he has LITERAL PhD in or has tons of knowledge about.
fear- He has a fear of the AI/Machine revolution. He fears the day that his babies will turn on him.
Medic:
hate- Halloween. More specifically the decorations, like he hates how most of the decorations are not anatomically correct. he can and will nit-pick them and then proceed to pull an ACTUAL HUMAN SKELETON out of know where.
fear- He fears the day when his doves die and he WILL do everything in his chaotic power to prevent this...
Sniper:
hate- People who CONSTANTLY make fun of Australians/New Zealanders. Like people who, those are the only 'jokes' they know how to make. Also those who are just inconsiderate and think the world revolves around them.
fear - He may have rough exterior but behind those shades is a man afraid of decapitation... well holding a decapitated head. Like he's just chill trying to take a nap when a head just lands in his lap and just freaks out (like when people afraid of spiders freak when they see one) and in the process ends up just YEETING it and praying that no one saw it but someone did... Spy and he's just:
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Spy:
hate- People who question how much of a 'gentleman' he is.
fear- He fears the day when the world runs out of wine and bread. He prays to not see the day in his life time.
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the amount of times spell check popped up just made me go: "scout can't read and I can't spell...ThE pErFeCt DuO"
I think I lost a brain cell or two while making this . . .
