Dirt's Bizarre Adventure

FINALE

An old grey protogen with a hakama and haori and one who was completely the opposite, bright covered and looked covered in glitter, walked in the house.
"GRANNY MOLLY!" Tylenol screeched, excitedly running over to hug the glittery one.
"Hello little child," she said, patting his back.
"Hello, Grandmother Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, and hello Grandfather Juan." Amoxicillin walked in the room behind Melatonin, and greeted his grandparents. Melatonin whispered something to him, then the twins both exchanged startled glances. Lipitor rolled her eyes and threw herself on the couch arm dramatically.
"It's about time you got here, you wrinkly old dogs," she flicked her wrist from the couch as her aunt and uncle cast her a side eye. "Dad's been gone for four days, so have some of our siblings. We've been by ourselves, the police have no evidence to where they went."
The old protogen nodded. "We know, that's why we're here. Lucky for you... my stando has unspeakable powers that will help us," he rasped, his white eyes glowing. The children stood back. Lipitor looking bored, Tylenol and Ibuprofen intrigued, and the others scared.
Wind picked up around Juan, then Dirt, Pepto Bismol, Benadryl, Vicodin, Cephalexin and Aspirin were teleported into the house. But, something was off with Benadryl... her screen was fully black, as if she wasn't conscious, and Pepto Bismol's looked to be fading in and out of color,
"NO NO NO" Dirt shouted.
"Hello, son" Grandma Molly opened her arms to Dirt. He screamed and jumped back.
"WE'VE BEEN PLAGUED, TH- THERE WAS A COMPUTER VIRUS WE PICKED UP IN JAPAN, WE DONT KNOW WHO HAS IT OR NOT, BUT PEPTO BISMOL AND BENADRYL ARENT DOING VERY WELL!" Dirt yelled to his parents. The protogens who were teleported to the house backed away into the kitchen. "We were infected by a weird little girl, she kept trying to get as close to us as possible, w-we knew something was off, but only until it was too late"

"Oh no," Molly looked at her grandchildren from afar. "We're gonna have to find a new planet to live now." She turned to her husband who nodded in agreement.
"We will take the non-infected children. Pack your bags, kids, we're going to Mars" Juan said gruffly. Avoiding the quarantining protogens, they got all their important stuff. Ibuprofen was crying because he couldn't fit the Xbox in his Ninjago themed backpack. They headed out the door and waved goodbye. Hydrochlorothiazide sat in the minivan seat next to Lipitor, longingly looking out the window as they headed to the spaceport. This was the last time he was going to see his beautiful home, as wrecked and charred as it is. It was still their home. But now they'll have a new chance at life, with the other protogens of Mars.

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Dirt looked to his children, waving goodbye weakly. He drifted in and out of consciousness. This was a fitting end, after all. there were no more protogen mechanics on Earth. They had all left with most of the species to Mars, and it was only a matter of time before Dirt's family caught the virus. The only thing keeping him from leaving was Mrs Cactus...
My beautiful wifey... he thought. Dirt looked around at his remaining children.
Most of them were already gone. Cephalexin was holding Pepto Bismol to his chest, as he too was fading out of consciousness. Dirt saw a ghost appear in front of him, but wasn't sure if he was dreaming or not.

"Dirt, my beloved" she whispered angelically. A halo of light shone around her stem, and blooming flower wings brushed his face. Her spines shone in the light, and he smiled, happy to be reunited with his love.