Cephalexin wandered behind his older sister, fidgeting and twitching every couple of seconds. Aspirin was attempting to look at some Japanese tourist map, which would have been a lot more helpful if it was in English and told them exactly where their father or house was. Cephalexin was pretty good with directions, but unfortunately Japanese or not he would have a difficult time reading that map.
"This stupid fucking map! UGH! Where the hell am I supposed to look!!??!" Aspirin shouted, making Cephalexin flinch. She growled and tossed the map to the side, seeing it was now almost completely dark outside. Luckily, their visors could glow in the dark so they could at least see each other. They spend at least another 15 minutes wandering aimlessly before finally seeing a familiar face in an alleyway. "Oh em gee, finally. It's Benadryl and what I'm assuming to be two of our other siblings. And why is she standing like that? What a weirdo," Aspirin flicked her wrist and walked towards them.
But.. Cephalexin saw that one of them had a weird ass mullet, and had reddish pink fur. But he couldn't tell which of his siblings it was in front of them. Out of nowhere, the sibling in front of them collapsed, and Cephalexin noticed IT WAS VICODIN AND SHE WAS BLEEDING ON THE GROUND WTF???? Apparently ASpirin saw that too, and gasped. Then the two saw a dark figure sneak up behind whoever was holding their little sister hostage.
Cephalexin couldn't help twitching nervously, and Aspirin had to smack him so he would stop.
Then, the figure shifted to hold their child in one arm and picked up the attacker by the scruff with the other. She sighed and shook off the kid's knife, holding the child far enough in the air so she couldn't cause more harm. "And this is why you use condoms, kids."
It was their cousin..? Why was she here? Why was someone attacking Vicodin? Cephalexin was hyperventilating now, absolutely terrified. "Hey girl!!!1" Aspirin said, running over to Fentanyl and hugging her, throwing the child far away in the process. The two protogens gossiped and giggled for a bit, leaving the 3 other children to deal with their trauma for a few minutes.
"Alright, it was fun talking. Now we have to get your weird siblings back home," Fentanyl smiled. Cephalexin felt comfort in that, running up and hugging his cousin. Then, after they shared a few traumatic experiences then walked off into the night.... In search for a way home
YOU ARE READING
Dirt's Bizarre Adventure
RomanceAn epic story Children names in order [youngest to oldest] this is just so I can remember 1. Hydrochlorothiazide (male) 17 years old 2. Aspirin (female) 17 years old 3. Lipitor (female) 16 years old 4. Melatonin (female) 15 years old 5. Amoxicilli...
