My Time As A Real Life Gamer After Sparks Flew!!!

Ep. 6 - Quality Time!

"Y'know, I like Kazuo. He's got spirit and certainly has what it takes, but i'm still gonna kick his ass. He did me dirty so I have to do the same. Right, Ari?" Coy said, groping Aria's butt. "Y-Yeah that seems fair. Although you should know the gays are aware of where we are." she replied, feeling uncomfortable. "Well, we know where they are, so we don't need to worry. Plus, those two little pussies won't be able to do shit to me. Maybe the Phoenix has a shot, but I doubt it. I got some new tricks 'cause of that low-tier simp so I should be ready for them." he chuckled, remembering the fight. "You're going down, Kazuo."

"Breakfast is readyyyy!" my mom called from downstairs. I groaned, not wanting to get up. "Coming, mom!" I heard Shina call out, opening the door. "Since when was she mom?" I asked, smiling while laying down. "I don't know. But it works! See you downstairs, darling!" she replied, kissing my forehead. I got up and got dressed when everything went white. When my vision went back to normal, I had a new sword in my hand. It was blue with orange lines on it. "Woah! This is nuts! Oh wait, there's a note. 'Got bored so I figured I'd make you a sword. Hey, I just rhymed! Cool! From, Kratos.' This dude is so weird." I read. 

I went downstairs and saw dad, mom, and Shina sitting at the table, chatting away. "So then I was like, "That's not how you use that!" and slapped the hot dog right out of his hand!" my dad said, slapping his knee and laughing really loud. I came and stood near Shina's chair and she came to my ear. "Your dad's cool and all, but his stories are weird." she whispered. "Yeah, you just gotta put up with it. Where are the girls?" I whispered back.

"They left early. They said they wanted to "play" with each other." she replied, making air quotes. I just rolled my eyes and got up to go to the kitchen. "You need help serving, mom?" I asked her. "Nah, I got it sweetie! Just go ahead and sit down with your dad and girlfriend." she said, winking. I blushed and went to sit back down. When I sat down, I held Shina's hand under the table and smiled at her. She blushed and looked away. Mom had come with all the breakfast and we all ate.

"Oh hey dad, I have a question for you." I said after finishing eating. "So you see, when I got up this morning, I got dressed and after I got dressed, my vision went white and a new sword popped up in front of me from...someone and I wanted to train with it. So could you bring me somewhere?" I tried to keep Kratos inconspicuous. "Of course, kiddo! As long as your mom's all good with it!" he boomed. "That's fine! I wanted to spend some time with my soon to be daughter in law! Maybe do some...shopping?" my mom replied, smirking. "Shopping?! Oh, wow! I can't wait mom! I'm gonna go get ready! See you later, darling!" she squealed, getting up and giving me a kiss.

"Wow, she's a keeper for sure, kiddo. You sure know how to pick the ladies, huh?" my Dad said, nudging my shoulder. "Well, we always knew he had a good eye! Have fun boys!" she replied, waving. Dad and I waved back and walked out the door. "I know this great spot to train. All of the Battle Zones were destroyed but there's one that remains kind of intact. So, that's where I trained and we'll go to train you there now." he smiled. "Also, I didn't want to mention this in front of them, but could we go to the jewelry store for Shina after?" I asked.

"I don't see why not! Oop, looks like we're here! Let me just get my guns out!" Dad said, opening his digital menu. "By guns you mean the big guns as in like, a sword, right Dad?" I nervously asked. "Nope! They are actual guns! Hahaha!" he cackled, pulling out two mechanical looking submachine guns and shooting all of the rocks. "Dad! Chill out!" I ducked behind some rocks while he let his energy out. After a few minutes, the gunshots have stopped. "Sorry about that kiddo. I got a bit carried away. Let's check out this sword of yours." he said, rubbing the back of his head.

"Alright, so what you want to do is yell out a super badass name and then do an action that could somehow be connected to the name!" Dad called out. I thought hard about a name and heard Kratos in my head say 'Overcharge'. "Alright, I got it! Overcharge!" I yelled, my sword starting to glow and electrify. I started running towards a huge boulder with my sword to my side. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" I yelled, slashing at the boulder. Almost instantly, the boulder broke. Huge chunks of rock flew in the air and I slashed them to tiny bits.