My Time As A Real Life Gamer After Sparks Flew!!!

Ep. 10 - The First Quest!

"You guys are pathetic. I send you to do one job...ONE FUCKING JOB, AND YOU SCREW IT UP! YOU PASSED OUT FROM A FUCKING FLASHBANG AND YOU WERE TRYING TO KILL HER! HOW DID I END UP WITH IMBECILES LIKE YOU!...Apologies, dearest Coy, but do you mind fetching us wine..." a man yelled, trashing his room. "O-Of course, my leige..." Coy bowed. "M-Master I-" Aria whimpered, but got cut off. "Here...NOW." he glared. Aria hesitantly got up and walked towards the throne sitting at the top of a small staircase. Aria sat down on his lap. "You understand why i'm angry, don't you?" he asked. "Y-yes.." she whispered. "I always took you for a smart one, y'know? I understand why you did what you did. I would've done the same. So, i'll let you off the hook this one time. In exchange, you and I will have some fun." he smirked, grabbing her face. "You please me enough, I might let you do whatever you want to that woman and kid once we capture them. Or maybe you'll want to be a ruler with me. Either one is fine. But you try something...you die." he whispered in her ear. "O-Of course Master...anything for revenge..." she said, kissing the man. Meanwhile, Coy had come in with the wine and was watching them make out. He cleared his throat. "Ehem, my leige. Your wine.." he said, walking up the stairs. The King let go of Aria and took a sip of his wine. "That's the good stuff. Drink yours Coy." he smirked. Coy took his glass and took a sip, swallowed it, and fell to the ground. "AUGH...FUCK...MY STOMACH..." he groaned, rolling on the floor. "This is what happens when you disappoint me." he smiled, looking at Coy. "I'm going out to handle these twerps. Clean this mess, including Coy." he said, getting up and smashing his glass on Coy. "I've had enough..."

"*yawn* oh man, my stomach." I said, grabbing my stomach. I sat up and looked around. My alarm hadn't gone off which was strange. Shina was still sleeping so I got up quietly and went downstairs to the fridge. I heard explosions and swords booming outside, but I just scratched my head and grabbed a water bottle. I went back upstairs and when I sat down, Shina woke up. "what are you doing darling?..." she yawned. "Waiting for everyone to wake up. I woke up early for once. Plus, we have school. (Surprisingly)" I said. I sighed and laid back down and looked at Shina, and my eyes went wide. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN YOUR CAT COSTUME!?" I yelled, scrambling away. "you requested it last night..you said you were really horny..so the kids went with mom and you and I did it...*yawn*". "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT SO CASUALLY!? *sigh* Y'know what? It's okay. This is fine. I've seen you naked before. I can handle a little cat costume. Yeah, yeah..yeah." I whispered to myself. Shina sat up and crawled on my lap. "S-Shina? What are you doing?" I asked, trying to look around for something to stop her. "There's one thing I forgot to mention. One of the kids woke up and interrupted us. So we're picking up where we left off." she winked. I threw a blanket on her but she threw it off. This girl is crazy! "P-Please! Not before school!" I said, throwing my hands in the air. "Fine...but I want to make out with you." she pouted. "What the hell are you talking about!?" I yelled. "Wow. So mean. Can't even make out with my own husband." she pouted, again. "Hold on wait that's not what i'm sayi-". "No, it's fine. I get it. I'm getting too boring for yo-" she said, but interrupted her by kissing her. We kept kissing and fell onto the pillows. We stopped kissing and I looked at her. "There. Is that good enough for you?" I smiled. "Don't think your cute little smile will let you off the hook!" she blushed.

"Why do you guys have to be so loud in the morning?" Hinabi asked, yawning and rubbing her eyes while we walked to school. "It wasn't my fault someone was in their cat costume." I looked at Shina. "Hey! You're the one who asked me to!" she yelled. We started arguing but got interrupted by Hinabi kissing me and Shina. "When will you guys learn to shut up?" she sighed, walking without us. "S-S-S-S-She...kissed me..." Shina said, putting her hand on her mouth. "Uh, you good Shina?" I asked. "Y-Yeah...g-go ahead...i'll be there..." she muttered. I walked away and stood near Hinabi. "Why'd you do that?" I asked. "Want me to be honest?" she stopped. I nodded. "I'm in love with her." she said proudly. "EHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!?" I yelled.