I find that the best way to deal with horrible situations is to make a joke out of it. So everyone, I introduce to you the...
EX Game Show!! * jazz hands*
What better way to give you the run down of who and what then by making them each a contest of the show?
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Just me?
WHATEVER Tiffany from makeup this is gonna be good ok! Netflix is already dialing my number.
Anyways, I feel it's important to get most of the exes out of the way asap.
Lights, camera,..... and action
Welcome everyone!!! To the new hot game show. Each contest will be given a description and one line to say to our lucky girl. Now if there's one thing most of these gentlemen share, its not only immaturity but also daddy issues!!! *more jazz hands*
Does she have a type?...stay tuned and find out!
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AND WE ARE BACK
Ex #1 is a young man who enjoys all things kosher and soccer. He dazzles you with his smooth words and deep brown eyes. Now tell us #1... what do you want to say to Lyn?
"Uh, I cheated you for our entire relationship"
Awkwardddddd
Ex #2 is not only British but the owner of two very blue eyes. He enjoys music and rugby. What do you want to say to Lyn?
"Hello, well you helped me realize I'm gay"
*sniff*
Ex #3 is Lyn's old best friend, a loving person, and a very good comedy. Unfortunately, our lovely Lyn couldn't say no to his love confession and broke up with him after a month.
"You broke my heart Lyn"
Yikes
Ex #4 is tall blonde and wears glasses. His deep voice will have your heart in a second. What'd you like to say to our lovely lady?
"Yeah we never date. It was just a fling."
Ex#5 is our curly head cutie and a Jesus loving young man. He pairs with his narcissisic father and a lying problem. Let's hear from him.
"God told me that you're not the one for me and I broke up with you for it."
*double sniff*
Ex #6 is another tall, dark, and handsome who enjoys astronomy and extreme BDSM. I wonder what he has to say...
" You were distraction from my mental health problems and last break up."
WEll.... ladies and gentlemen that is all we have time for this episode, but make sure to tune in next time on The Ex Game Show!!!
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