Why Did I do This to Myself?!? (One Piece Fanfic)

That's Just Gross

Chapter 46

Jinx's POV:

I believe I won't die~ I believe I can just survive~ I believe it every night and day~ grab my shit and run awa- FrICk HE'S ThRoWInG BoOGerS aT MeEE.

Dodging out of the way I continue my full throttle sprint away from the blob of snot chasing after me. Apparently I'm a idiot with amnesia or something because it took me way too long to remember who these people are. Now I'm mentally shaming myself while trying not to die.

I mean it becomes really obvious that your on Dress-frickin-rosa when you see living toys. I'm such an idiot, but I really need to focus on either losing this guy or grabbing my stuff. It's only a matter of time before I get tortured and die at the hands of these people.

Mainly praying with all my being that the person who can fuse with and control stone isn't on the island right now. Because I'd be 100% fucked.

Spotting a stairwell up and hopefully out of this depressing line of cells I take a sharp turn, running up the spiral staircase. Using the thing that has saved my ass up until now (observation haki) to see how the angry mucus covered man is faring the stairs, I'm slightly surprised that he seems to have slowed down slightly. Yay.

Stopping a slight wave of relief from washing over me I continue to use the walls and stairs to propel my self faster away from the blob man. They should improve the lighting, if I ever took this place over those would be one of the first things I'd fix.

Shut up your getting distracted.

Reaching the top of the staircase I run into the door infront of me putting all my momentum into it. A loud bang sounds as the doors hinges giving out and the door topples over. Having to immediately stop myself from covering my eyes, I let out a slight hiss as the shine from every item in the room burns my irise.

Hearing a grunt I remember 'oh ya, I'm being chased' and start running for my life again.

Choosing to go right because it's right, I take mental note of all the nice shatterable thing that line the hallway. Definitely gonna use that to my advantage if things go to shit. Spreading out my haki to try and get a somewhat decent layout of whatever floor I'm on I spot some rando going down on one knee infront of someone I recognize.

Oh shIT- suddenly I'm hit with a wave of information on the Donquixote Pirates. A headache instantly forms and with the initial shock from getting the information shoved into my brain I stumbled slightly which almost causes me to faceplant.

Oh yo I finally remember that leotard guys name, nice. But I'm in intense agony. I'm so gonna pass out after this is over. Why did I make it so if I knew someone's name I'd instantly get a bunch of information on them? Bad choices that I don't think to hard about when I make them seem to always haunt me. Should of set it up like google.

I'm snapped back to reality when the snot man now known as Trebol throws more mucus blobs my way. As multiple blob sticks into the floor a little ahead of me they wriggle and launch in my direction.

Leaping over the living boogers hands first to get as much distance from the things as possible, I end up in an almost handstand position. Can't touch this- *cough* I give this 2 stars for a decent attempt to trap me. I really don't like this guys devil fruit, grosses me out.

Wait...

I... Never learned how to do a handstand...

Mother cluck- almost instantaneously after landing the handstand I loose balance. Huh, is this how I die- Of embarrassment. This is a sad day, but I can be upset at my lack of handstand capability later.