bowser x reader 😈🥺

part 1...

it was a dark and stormy night in the mean streets of the bronx... you hear a mysterious, hot, sexy voice behind you say..
"bbgirl.. u fine. can I take u out for dinner tn lol?" you turn around in confusion and see bowser towering over you. His deep voice and pensive eyes captivated you instantly, you are speechless. "s-s-s-s-s-ssure.." you tuck your hair behind your ear and look up at him. "wonderful 😈😈😈" he replies, snarling at you.

Y'all both then proceed to walk down to the nearest red lobster. "we're here bae🤤🤤🤤😏.." he says with a mysterious look on his face. you both walk in the restaurant, all eyes on you.. you feel so powerful..
You nervously sit down and start twirling a strand of hair while looking down at the table. He looks at you and asks "what's wrong boo?" timidly, you reply "nothing...." "boo bear you know you can tell me anything.." he smirks at you😜😏. Hesitantly, you say "i'm just nervous, you're so handsome and muscular and it's ABSOLUTELY irresistible 🥰😘😍." he then gives you a sweet smile, revealing his soft side 🥺🥺.

"you're so sweet bb cakes 🎂" you blush and grab his hand. Then you both continue to stare lovingly into each other's eyes for hours and hours until the waitress yells "STOP" y'all order then the food comes 5 minutes later because y'all are the only ones left in the restaurant. "I love yaur saur maurch." you say cutely to the spiky turtle thing in front of you. "I I I I I II love you too bae." you gaze admirably into each other's eyes for a second. you hear the waitress yelling at you to shut up and eat your food already.

You absolutely tear up the big ahh lobster in front of y'all and leave bowser with nothing because he's fat and doesn't want to eat. "ok?" the waitress comes by and gives the bill to y'all. bowser kisses your hand and runs away and just leaves one indian rupee. (keep in mind y'all are in the US)"bowser NO!! WAIT!!" you chase after him and trip and fall on your face, leaving yourself with a broken nose, 2 broken ribs, both of your legs are broke and a broken wrist. and your dentures are laying on the ground. The waitress comes to help and try to pick you up but she slips on your teeth and dies.You groan in pain and mumble "bowser...why did you do this to me? i loved you, i gave you everything...." you look up and see the dead waitress on the ground.. you see that she has short black hair.. and a glittery green blazer.. kris jenner?? then you die.

Part Two???