as you and your beautiful spiky turtle bowser are driving into the sunset and you fall off of the bridge. "Stuff happens," bowser playfully says and punches you in the face as a way of flirting. "Bowser you are so funny," you chuckle cutely. We leave the car and go into the nearest subway. As you're are walking in Bowser's big scary spikes get stuck in the doorway. "You're so goofy," you say with your pretty but scraggly hair.
2 WEEKS LATER
"bowser I'm pregnett🫃" says y/n. All of a sudden y/n starts to sing again, "OHHHHH BABAY, OHHH BABAY 👨🏾🦲☠️" "beautiful siabgin laurv" bowser says to you."i come out as pregnit and you aren't even saying anything.." "I'm sorry baby waby waffles, I pray that it's a baby bowser as cute as u my little button with beautiful orbs" "Yes."
At the ultrasound they figure out she's having duodeclepts. "Baby look 12 kids!!!!!" Says y/n.
"Theyre all gonna be just like you my pig in a blanket🥰" says bowser. "What are we to name them bowser zaddy???" Says y/n. "I'm thinking, Urination, Jonestown, pedozile, fortnite , hardware, Microsoft, irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobic, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch,feces, mass murder and jon." bowser says."Omg my turtle snack those are fantastic names!!!!"
Y/n says happily. As they leave the hospital Y/n starts hyperventilating at the thought of 12 little turds running around. "Babaes calm down" bowser says. "Ok I'm sorry" y/n says saddly.
Part seven??????
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Romantizma mind boggling romance short story that will flabbergast you😨😱 PS: we have been working very hard to provide more parts to this story please be patient with us <33!!
