The many instances of Kassvin being high on Ketamine

An Eligible Young Man

He saw the ominous figures approach. Tree tall individuals with pointy ears and strange clothes, looking at him with unreadable expressions.

"Hes not in any pain right now, it should be fine to talk to him." Said Ewelein, he remembers who she is. "Right Kassvin?" He muttered 'yeah'. Shortly after that, a fourth tall individual joined them.

One that Kassvin had to make a move on. "Damn, shawdy, can I have your snapchat?"

"Excuse me?" He said with his silver hair, flawless skin and golden eyes that had something hidden in them. Does he have secrets? Well, everyone has secrets, but are they diffrent than anyone elses secrets?

"Apologies, I must be moving too fast..." The four of them looked a bit confused, they must be wondering why hes hitting on someone he quite literally just met. "To what do I owe this.... visit?"

"Well." Began the tall individual with a weird cage on a stick in her hand. "I'm Miiko, the leader of the guard. I've been told you're not at your best right now so Its okay if you can't help us out, but we would like to ask you some questions."

He sat up in the hospital bed, it was not without difficulty but he was not the kind of guy to avoid formalities. One of these tall individuals, the blue haired guy, tried to help but he declined. The stranger backed away to let him do his thing.

"Kassvin Tamdar Blavio'su at your service!" He bowed his head and promptly fell over. If it wasn't for the armor clad beauty he would have hit the floor, but he caught the human before his brain damage membership got renewed. "Thankkya~"

He was gently placed on the mattress and blinded by the light of heaven emitting from the lamp above. He didn't feel like moving anymore after this previous mishappening of him allmost deleting even more of his already sparse braincells.

"Great!" Miiko said. "This is Nevra, Ezarel and Valkyon," She briefly adressed the men in the room, pointing at each of them as she said their names. "They're not going to ask you anything but I would prefer if they were present. You don't mind, do you?" She spoke with a honeyed voice, carefully choosing her words.

Kassvin looked at the tallest of these tall gentlemen. Valkyon, thats such a strange name, but hes so damn hot!! "I sure don't mind him being around~" He said, nearly melting into the cotton sheet under him. He was rocking a blush so intense it cut through his summer tan.

"I see." She looked like she couldn't believe this was really happening while Ezarel and Nevra had way too much fun at the back. Valkyon almost seemed unaffected, but he had a certain kind of glimmer in his piercing amber eyes. A glimmer that said 'Shooketh'.

"We found you in the forest with injuries so severe, you would have died without immediate medical attention. I would like to know how you, a human in earthian clothes, got into this situation." She said with stone cold seriousness.

"I.... I don't really know. Where are we anyways?" He said with a vocal fry from begining to end.

"The guard of El, Eldarya." The woman said. "Can you describe the fight in detail, if you feel comfortable."

"Well, I-" He looked flustered. Maybe because the tall dark and handsome object of his immense desire kept looking at him. He's shyyyy okay?? "I dont remember any attack happening, how awkward...." He made eyes at his newfound muse, hoping that he takes the bait and flirts back. Hes so high....

"Okay, well." Miiko doesn't look pleased. "Well, when the incident occured, there happened to be a group of our guardians passing by. They heard the commotion and found that the fight was already over. The report states that first they saw the bodies of unknown warriors and then noticed you on the ground as a certain somebody was trying to stop you from bleeding out. Do you know who that person was?" She isn't that nice anymore. Must be dissapointed in him, Kassvin thought.

"I think I do, but I'm not sure. I don't remember ever interacting with them but I can recall how safe I felt when they saved my life."

"YOU KNOW HIM?" The weird contraption in ther hand set ablaze in blue flames. The man named Nevra stepped closer to her in an effort to ground her. "YOU?!?!"

He was at a loss for words. "I don't know? I don't remember anything!"

"Hhmmp!" She massaged her temple.

A tired looking nurse opened the door to the secluded room. "Everything okay?" He asked. Hes the one who looks like every tumblr aesthetic from 2013-2016 combined into a racially ambiguious (its a ridiculous word, lemme help you pronounce it: AM-BIG-YOU-OUS) but white passing twink. You know, the one that looks like exactly the kind of person who has seven diffrent versions history makers on his playlist.

"Yes, don't worry." She said. He left with a nod.

The four leaders turned around to find Kassvin striking a ridiculously dramatic pose, looking like Giorgiones Sleeping Venus. He sucked a delicate little breath in then looked Valkyon dead in the eye with the most serious expression. "But, seriously. Are you eligible? Because in that case I would like to change that!"

The man was too stunned to speak, he would never recover. Nevra and Ezarel had to leave the room to maintain an air of formaility within it. Miiko just stood there, bevildered.

"Back to the matter at hand." She said. "You say you don't remember. Its possible that your head trauma caused memory loss. Is there anything that you DO know?"

He stayed silent, looking at the blinding overhead lighting. When the other two leaders returned, they could tell that something changed drastically.

"I remember nothing..." He muttered.

"Wait, nothing?" Valkyon spoke for the first time since entering.

"Nothing."

"There's no way, what are the chances of that happening?" He asked noone in particular.

"Okay, but will you go on a date with me when I get better?"

"I- Listen, this is not the right time." He tried to dodge the question, hes so caught off guard by being hit on in these circumstances he doesn't know what to say.

"So maybe?" Kassvin persisted, suggestively running his hand through his hair.

"That's enough for today. Thank you for your cooperation, Kassvin!" Miiko marched out the door, dragging Valkyon after her. The other two waved goodbye as they followed.

He forgot about this literally five minutes after these misterious, tall individuals with pointy ears adorned by strange attire left, but poor Valkyon is yet to hear the end of drunken retellings of this story.