𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮! 𝙂𝙬𝙮𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙚-𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙤𝙣 𝙄𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨

➙Incorrect quotes

Y/N: You know what strength is? It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.
Gareth: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

Jonas: My name is Jonas.
Jonas: But you can call me
Jonas: *aggressively puts on sunglasses*
Jonas: Anytime

Gareth: *running towards Y/N with open arms*
Y/N: *moves out of the way*
Gareth: Hey, why'd you move?!
Y/N: I thought you were going to attack me.
Gareth: I was going to hug you!
Y/N: Why would you hug me?
Gareth: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Y/N: We're getting married, bitches!
Gareth: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

Y/N: I love murder mysteries!
Zach, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

Y/N: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Zach : Oh. We're going out?
Y/N: Wh...

Y/N: That was so hot, Gareth .
Gareth : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Y/N: I'm so in love with you.

Gareth : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Y/N: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Gareth : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Y/N: Is it working?

Y/N: *angrily presses Jonas against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Jonas : ...
Jonas : Are we about to kiss-

Y/N : You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Graham, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Gareth : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Gareth : That one. I want that one.

Gareth : Well, Y/N and I finally did it!
The rest of hellfire: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Gareth : That's right... We kissed!

Y/N: Is something burning?
Jonas , leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Y/N: Jonas , the toaster is literally on fire.

Graham, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Y/N.
Y/N : How did you do that without turning around?
Graham : ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Y/N: Why don't you go talk to them?
Zach , sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Y/N: What's the worst that could happen?
Zach : They could hear me.

Gareth : You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Y/N: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Gareth : I said within reason, Y/N. How about I murder that guy?
Y/N: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Gareth : Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Y/N : This is such a bad idea.
Graham : Then why are you coming along?
Y/N : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Zach : Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Y/N: Peonies, why?
Zach :
Y/N: Were you going to get me flowers?
Zach :
Y/N:
Zach : ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Gareth : Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Y/N : Someone will die.
Graham : Of fun!

Y/N: *Accidentally hits Gareth in the face*
Y/N: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Y/N: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Gareth: What's wrong with you?!

*Y/N and Gareth skipping stones on lake*
Y/N: It's such a beautiful evening.
Gareth, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Y/N, tending to Gareth's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Gareth: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Y/N: Zach, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Zach: Well of course I have.
Zach: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Zach: It's boring.

Graham : Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Y/N : Graham, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Zach: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Y/N: You and me!!!
Zach, tearing up: Okay.