Blokus: [portal?]
proto: [Dunno man luks like a burger to me]
Blokus: [Waht]
proto: [I dunno I havent eaten in days]
Blokus: [Then eat]
protos: [I cant eat with the helmet]
Z-1: Wha...
Blokus: [Take it off]
protos: [I CANT TAKE IT OFF ITS STUK ON ME HEAD!!]
Z-2: Best if we don't ask.
Z-1: Yeah, I'll agree with that.
Brit: [Wanna explore it?]
Aria: [Yes]
The two headed into the portal without a disregard about their safety.
Meanwhile... In the siren's world.
Red: [STILL NO SHIRO-SHIRO NO MI?!]
Jelly_Warrior931: [Sadly]
Red: [BRUH]
Siren: Please... Leave us alo-
Red: [####] <("WASD")
Red kicked the siren's head.
Jelly_Warrior931: [BIRD UP]
Jelly_Warrior931 then became a phoenix and flew off to the distance.
Red: [Good thing Weight lifting simulator is a thing... Too bad its dying due to its creator]
Red became an incredibly large player and just started to throw things around.
Back to Azur lane...
Poster: Butthole tickling bandit finally caught!
The Butthole tickling bandit: Conmaster.
protos turned to his friend, Conmaster.
Conmaster: [I can explain]
Conmaster: [I can explain]
Conmaster: [I can explain]
Conmaster: [I can explain]
protos: [Why are you called the "Butthole tickling bandit"? >->]
Conmaster: [Uh...]
Tankfish was watching cringy roblox tiktokers.
Tankfish: This is horrible, watching this makes me feel like I have a type 2 diabetes from drinking carpet water and clenching it so hard that my ass feels like a volcano eruption. I am losing my sanity in this place get me out of here.
Zeppy: Huh?
Tankfish: Uh...
Zeppy: Why does your butt hurt? Are you okay?
Zeppy looked at Tankfish truly worried, her eyes were similar to that of a puppy's.
Tankfish: You wouldn't understand. Being with Chilly is 2 billion times better than dying of cringe from these creatures.
Zeppy: Eh?
Zeppy's innocent mind couldn't comprehend nor understand Tankfish as she doesn't know what judgement feels like.
Dark: Let's go before we die of cringe.
Tank: Let's get chicken nuggets.
Dark: Agreed
Dark and Tankfish was leaving until Zeppy tugged on their arms, the two looked at Zeppy.
Zeppy: Can I come? Please!
Tankfish: No, ask your mom. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves and get seen as pedos.
Zeppy: What's a "Pedo"?
Dark: Boogie man but he does not eat the children but targets them to hurt them to the point it haunts them for their entire lives.
Zeppy: Fweh?!
Dark: It is best if you go to your mother, she should be worried about you kid.
Zeppy nodded and smiled at them.
Zeppy: Okay!
Zeppy then left the two.
Tankfish: Can we go my ass is about to erupt.
Dark: You were being serious?!
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Dont know what to call this - Azur lane x Roblox
FanfictionA story inspired by @Harbour_Hime's The hills are alive with the sounds of-OOF Girls frontline x Roblox This is just a fanfiction of complete randomness No plot