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About his friend Gaot

Q: How did you and Gaot meet?

At the front. The Yatai Empire withdrew from the Axis and joined the Allied countries to stand together against the Great Boer Federation. Then, side by side, Japanese and Russian troops began to fight against enemies, often going as partners. But this is not our story, rather just a support in it. At that time, bomb drops continued to occur in Yatai. These very bombs contained a dark essence, I went into the thick of my knees in order to identify them. And it so happened that I almost died if not for Gaot. True, then he almost killed me several times... But that's a completely different story.

Q: Out of all the friends you have, do you consider him at least someone who can be called one?

He is one of my closest friends. It's fun to tease, laugh and get angry. He is the only one whom I can openly send to hell, knowing full well that he will not be offended, but rather will retort. That's what the Japanese goat means!

Q: What nickname did you give him? And what did he give you?

Japanese son. He calls me strawberry or tomato onion. However, we almost do not use these nicknames.

Q: Was your communication difficult in the beginning?

Yeah, although I would just call it natural for two nations that have built their own stereotypes about each other. He was cold to me, grouchy and dissatisfied, several times he almost hacked me with a katana. Often we had an argument on a flat and empty place, which could not but irritate. I still don't understand the reason why he still saw me. Well, and then, when we nevertheless decided to discard some stereotypes, then all this tension went into decline. He appeared to me differently: a loner, deprived of a family because of the Americans, a patriot of the land on which he was born and one who is ready to go to the grave for the sake of those who are dear to him. His life was seriously battered, but he was still healthy, which could not but surprise. In the blink of an eye, I began to admire him. We sympathized with each other about the past and, as it turned out, we also had moments in common. I don't know why I feel this way, but maybe we were destined to meet.

Q: Can you call Gaot an intelligent goat?

Despite his age, he was a wise, reasonable and decent goat.He did not let go of his hands for no reason, it was not much of a problem for him to carefully send someone who is usually not considered. Gaot is truly amazing, so much so that I'm even proud to be friends with him.

Q: Is he younger than you? Or vice versa?

He is currently 54 years old, while I am only 44. 10 years difference, can you imagine? Although, looking at us, we can say that we both look at least 20-25.

Q: Are there any features you don't like about it?

Is that his everyday unsmiling and frown. I don't know why, but it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Q: Does he have someone on the personal front?

Yes, but for obvious reasons, I will not disclose this information.

Q: Did Gaot ever drink alcohol? Did he get weird when he drank more than usual?

He drinks very rarely. However, about three times in five months can afford. And when he gets drunk, I should hide far away. He then becomes unpredictable, and when in the morning he begins to realize what happened, he may not get out of the house for hours or walk around as if he had lost the meaning in life. And trust me, it's scary.

Q: What is Gaot's orientation.

Transvestite. He told me this more than once when he was discussing his girlfriend.

Q: Has he ever molested you?

Only joking when drunk and sometimes in a bad mood. Although, it is even difficult to call it harassment. Rather, just flirting and kissing, less often hickeys and bites. Sometimes I start to think that a terrible sadist lives inside him.

Q: His favorite phrase?

Jerk and moron. But he says it when he considers it necessary.